Shake the mouse

Pretending to work. Akin to jerking off.

Johnny-How was work?
Eileen-It was bullshit, all I had to do was shake the mouse once in a while.

by scratchy2868 July 03, 2020

Textard

A person who is completely inept at texting. Someone who is always misinterpreting what you are trying to communicate and constantly cannot accurately express their message.

OMG Sandy doesn't get it....she's a textard.

by scratchy2868 January 06, 2022

Free Chicken

US Army Term referring to something you don't have to work for.

For the Russians..Donald Trump is Free Chicken.

by scratchy2868 September 17, 2020

Slush

Slut+Lush

That girl is a crazy Slush

by scratchy2868 August 07, 2021

Gaslight

Simply put-Fuck with someone or a group of people.

I’m gonna gaslight those dumbasses!

by scratchy2868 April 05, 2025

Steelman

Simply put-To make the strongest case of a position/debate whether you agree with that position or not.

I don’t agree with Trump, but I can Steelman his position.

by scratchy2868 April 05, 2025