scratchy2868's definitions

Steelman

Simply put-To make the strongest case of a position/debate whether you agree with that position or not.

I don’t agree with Trump, but I can Steelman his position.

by scratchy2868 April 5, 2025

Textard

A person who is completely inept at texting. Someone who is always misinterpreting what you are trying to communicate and constantly cannot accurately express their message.

OMG Sandy doesn't get it....she's a textard.

by scratchy2868 January 6, 2022

blooming asshole

When the inner lining of the rectum protrudes from the anus in a flower-like formation. i.e. a bloom.

Me and my homey dumped it in her pail and she grew a blooming asshole

by scratchy2868 May 10, 2015

Shake the mouse

Pretending to work. Akin to jerking off.

Johnny-How was work?
Eileen-It was bullshit, all I had to do was shake the mouse once in a while.

by scratchy2868 July 3, 2020

Texy

Used to describe Someone who is really good at texting.

Holy shit I was texting with Sandy yesterday….she is freaking texy!

by scratchy2868 October 27, 2022

Demoted to Canada

Shitcanned.

He is a moron. Management finally got smart and he Got Demoted to Canada.

by scratchy2868 May 12, 2019