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Almost Sexual

Something is to the extend/pinnacle of sexual. Someone that is so sexual that control others minds with his/her sexual. Someone that is so beyond sexaual that they have gained enlightenment and are at a god or djhannaba status. Someone that has the reproductive organs of a whale. One that has worked closely with Mr.Miyagi, Michael Parkinson and Captain Birdseye. A power beyond any other the power to be more physically attractive than any other around you.

Often referred to as humpable, rogering, uber, a birdseye, penis master, captain 'o' wonderful, dr. o' hollohan
1; Hes so good he's Almost Sexual!
by scottysullivan October 6, 2006
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flixster

a site where movies can be compared and rated
flixster is a shit site
by scottysullivan October 6, 2006
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jackmore

1. Jacking off in your parents bed
2. Jacking off over one of your parents face when they are asleep(depending on who you like the least)
3. Doing a huge shit on the floor and then picking some up weith your index finger and ramming it into someones eye...

then jacking off over them while they are screaming in agony rolling around on the floor, blind
1: OMG.. You totally jackmore(d) that guy
2: Yeah awesome!
by scottysullivan October 3, 2006
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djhannaba

See "Almost Sexual"

djhannaba
I am feelind so "djhannaba"
by scottysullivan October 6, 2006
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heeft

1. A comapny which provides betting and gambling services
2. A type of rake
3. A Sweedish surname
4. Another name for a child with no father (aka bastard)
5. Infamous German beastiality adult movie
6. Type of extremely hot curry
7. New product by Barry Scott (Cillit Bang)
8. Trinny and Suzannas method of regurgitating food for the purpose of losing weight
1: Have you seen that movie, "Heeft"
2: That movie is "almost sexual", i just want to rub my balls into my eye sockets and suck lemon juice
1: Fucking sexual!
by scottysullivan October 6, 2006
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Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

1. A character off of the well known television series "The Mitchell and Webb Look"

2. A poor tramp that comes from a rich family that has to steal joints, beer and cigarettes to live a normal lifestyle
by scottysullivan October 3, 2006
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Abraham Lincoln

1. A former US President
2. A dirty man that supposedly has sex with prostitues and women of high soceity constantly and vigorously
3. When someone does the act of cumming/ejaculating on ones face then shaving off ones pubic hair(pubes) and smacking them onto their face where you cummed.
A: I did an Abraham Lincoln
B: Yeah, hahahahhahahha
by scottysullivan October 3, 2006
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