pushing the antelope

Variation of ‘pushing the envelope’ where an act already on the edge of reasonable behaviour is combined with the awkwardness of trying directing an unruly antelope.

Much more messy than simply Pushing The Envelope; which as the name implies is actually boring and administrative.
woah Kenneth was really pushing the antelope last night at dinner with his audacious behaviour!
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Comusing

amalgam of confusing and amusing. so confusing it’s hilarious
work today was sooo comusing... did you hear the way Sandra was trying to explain it ?!?

i know, how embarrassing. i was laughing so hard it was so comusing
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worried six

or Worried 6 (#worried6). State of such overwhelm or anxiety that an event takes a sixfold-size of significance or paralysis. Much more serious than common or garden worries

also can be used in American Football in high-leverage moments when your opponent is sooo likely to score or your QB is about to throw pick-six
when the other team almost scored i was worried six

mate i was like worried six before we had to go on stage

I %#€% knew he’d throw an interception, I was worried 6 !!!
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bathetic

adj. from the Greek ‘bathos’ - boring or insincere

a hopeless bath
how was that movie ? bathetic

how was your spa day? bathetic
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Nice and Fork

Kid-friendly version of ‘knife and fork’ - used in households where sharp blades are discouraged; thus keeping the word Knife out of the lexicon. For as long as possible anyway.

Cutlery typically comprises a fork and a spoon only; hence known as Nice and Fork
OK kids - get your nice and forks from the tray then come and sit on the picnic blanket

Parent - please set the table with the Nice and Fork

Child - ugh
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play in the v

originally a cricketing term where the batter would show strong fundamentals and admirable restraint to hit down the ground (usually along the carpet), eschewing any agricultural cross-batted swipes

v - refers to the batting pitch map where such sensible shots would form a V shape over the course of an innings

note - also can apply to bedroom activities
Good luck on the date with Jess… Take time to get your eye in and just play in the v

Q - How’d you go in the interview
A - Yeah good, I kept my shots along the ground and played in the v
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poc

(adj.) an awful smell

originally abbreviation of Pack Of Cows, poc signifies that the stench emanating from one person or individual is the equivalent of a whole bunch of bovines
ohhhh poc !!!

what ?

Jerry that’s disgusting
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