scmat 's definitions

play in the v

originally a cricketing term where the batter would show strong fundamentals and admirable restraint to hit down the ground (usually along the carpet), eschewing any agricultural cross-batted swipes

v - refers to the batting pitch map where such sensible shots would form a V shape over the course of an innings

note - also can apply to bedroom activities

Good luck on the date with Jess… Take time to get your eye in and just play in the v

Q - How’d you go in the interview
A - Yeah good, I kept my shots along the ground and played in the v

by scmat September 13, 2021

poc

(adj.) an awful smell

originally abbreviation of Pack Of Cows, poc signifies that the stench emanating from one person or individual is the equivalent of a whole bunch of bovines

ohhhh poc !!!

what ?

Jerry that’s disgusting

by scmat March 28, 2021

flaf

The annoying edge, or ‘flaf’, of a sticky label when trying to peel it off. Can be either the starting point which immediately and uselessly tears or the leftover smear once the label has been finally scraped away

ow that’s an awful flaf

i tried to remove that label and i flaffed it

who flaffed this price label ?

by scmat July 25, 2022

Comusing

amalgam of confusing and amusing. so confusing it’s hilarious

work today was sooo comusing... did you hear the way Sandra was trying to explain it ?!?

i know, how embarrassing. i was laughing so hard it was so comusing

by scmat October 19, 2020

Unbey

The opposite of Obey

if you unbey me again, no ice cream for the rest of the month

by scmat May 30, 2020

bathetic

adj. from the Greek ‘bathos’ - boring or insincere

a hopeless bath

how was that movie ? bathetic

how was your spa day? bathetic

by scmat July 25, 2022

Exercuse

Any reason (usually half-assed) you give for not exercising.

eg - it’s too cold, it’s too hot, it’s too wet, it’s too late, the Simpsons are on, my gym gear is in the wash. etc etc

Exercuse.

Guy 1 - I’d love to go to the gym but my ankle’s a bit sore plus I have a big day and oh by the way it’s my nephews birthday

Guy 2 - man those are some epic exercuses !

by scmat June 23, 2021