Definitions by scmat
Lamb Blasted
To be ridiculed & criticised by somebody that usually agrees with you and doesn’t have many original thoughts. rel lambasted
example 1 - I thought it was a solid suggestion but I got lamb blasted for it
example 2 - I wanted a roast dinner with all the trimmings, it was a real lamblasting
example 2 - I wanted a roast dinner with all the trimmings, it was a real lamblasting
Lamb Blasted by scmat July 4, 2026
Tax Invasion
That sensation when you *think* payday will fix your money troubles yet the money in your account is far less than expected slash needed. You’ve been the victim of Tax Invasion.
Yeah I had heaps of bills and then when I got paid it was just a Tax Invasion.
I hate this time of year, it’s tax invasion season.
I went to my accountant this year and still got stung by a Tax Invasion.
I hate this time of year, it’s tax invasion season.
I went to my accountant this year and still got stung by a Tax Invasion.
Tax Invasion by scmat July 4, 2026
Hountain
A house situated on top of a mountain.
Usually ornate even mansionesque so that everyone instantly knows the place being referred to
Usually ornate even mansionesque so that everyone instantly knows the place being referred to
worried six
or Worried 6 (#worried6). State of such overwhelm or anxiety that an event takes a sixfold-size of significance or paralysis. Much more serious than common or garden worries
also can be used in American Football in high-leverage moments when your opponent is sooo likely to score or your QB is about to throw pick-six
also can be used in American Football in high-leverage moments when your opponent is sooo likely to score or your QB is about to throw pick-six
when the other team almost scored i was worried six
mate i was like worried six before we had to go on stage
I %#€% knew he’d throw an interception, I was worried 6 !!!
mate i was like worried six before we had to go on stage
I %#€% knew he’d throw an interception, I was worried 6 !!!
worried six by scmat September 14, 2022
crafternoon
crafternoon by scmat August 23, 2022
Nice and Fork
Kid-friendly version of ‘knife and fork’ - used in households where sharp blades are discouraged; thus keeping the word Knife out of the lexicon. For as long as possible anyway.
Cutlery typically comprises a fork and a spoon only; hence known as Nice and Fork
Cutlery typically comprises a fork and a spoon only; hence known as Nice and Fork
OK kids - get your nice and forks from the tray then come and sit on the picnic blanket
Parent - please set the table with the Nice and Fork
Child - ugh
Parent - please set the table with the Nice and Fork
Child - ugh
Nice and Fork by scmat August 14, 2022
pushing the antelope
Variation of ‘pushing the envelope’ where an act already on the edge of reasonable behaviour is combined with the awkwardness of trying directing an unruly antelope.
Much more messy than simply Pushing The Envelope; which as the name implies is actually boring and administrative.
Much more messy than simply Pushing The Envelope; which as the name implies is actually boring and administrative.
pushing the antelope by scmat August 13, 2022