15 definitions by scmat

adj. from the Greek ‘bathos’ - boring or insincere

a hopeless bath
how was that movie ? bathetic

how was your spa day? bathetic
by scmat July 25, 2022
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or Worried 6 (#worried6). State of such overwhelm or anxiety that an event takes a sixfold-size of significance or paralysis. Much more serious than common or garden worries

also can be used in American Football in high-leverage moments when your opponent is sooo likely to score or your QB is about to throw pick-six
when the other team almost scored i was worried six

mate i was like worried six before we had to go on stage

I %#€% knew he’d throw an interception, I was worried 6 !!!
by scmat September 14, 2022
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(adj.) an awful smell

originally abbreviation of Pack Of Cows, poc signifies that the stench emanating from one person or individual is the equivalent of a whole bunch of bovines
ohhhh poc !!!

what ?

Jerry that’s disgusting
by scmat March 28, 2021
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not a ‘discount rack’ where under-priced and unwanted objects sit and wait, the Discount Track is where bargains are rotated around in front of potential customers

like a sushi train. or high school
he looks like got his new gf off the discount track

Q - where did she get that awful jacket ? A - off the discount track
by scmat February 10, 2021
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originally a cricketing term where the batter would show strong fundamentals and admirable restraint to hit down the ground (usually along the carpet), eschewing any agricultural cross-batted swipes

v - refers to the batting pitch map where such sensible shots would form a V shape over the course of an innings

note - also can apply to bedroom activities
Good luck on the date with Jess… Take time to get your eye in and just play in the v

Q - How’d you go in the interview
A - Yeah good, I kept my shots along the ground and played in the v
by scmat September 13, 2021
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an (often intermediate) state in one’s development where displays of either or neither gender-typical behaviour are made, bringing about a non-specific identity - ie an androgynous zone

note - may also be used in reference to the erotically sensitive areas (eg ears, neck, inner thigh) that all humans find arousing, regardless of gender slash orientation
-think that person in the coffee shop is still in their androgynous zone.

-in my non-existent bisexual phase i would be into them, in the androgynous zone

-woah babe that really activated my androgynous zone !
by scmat June 26, 2022
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Any reason (usually half-assed) you give for not exercising.

eg - it’s too cold, it’s too hot, it’s too wet, it’s too late, the Simpsons are on, my gym gear is in the wash. etc etc

Exercuse.
Guy 1 - I’d love to go to the gym but my ankle’s a bit sore plus I have a big day and oh by the way it’s my nephews birthday

Guy 2 - man those are some epic exercuses !
by scmat June 23, 2021
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