scmat 's definitions

crafternoon

A crafty afternoon

Textbook example of ‘Mum Joke’

crafternoon

duh

by scmat August 23, 2022

Exercuse

Any reason (usually half-assed) you give for not exercising.

eg - it’s too cold, it’s too hot, it’s too wet, it’s too late, the Simpsons are on, my gym gear is in the wash. etc etc

Exercuse.

Guy 1 - I’d love to go to the gym but my ankle’s a bit sore plus I have a big day and oh by the way it’s my nephews birthday

Guy 2 - man those are some epic exercuses !

by scmat June 23, 2021

Unbey

The opposite of Obey

if you unbey me again, no ice cream for the rest of the month

by scmat May 30, 2020

filmiliarity

a move you know well - ie. a familiar film

the act of a film becoming well known

eg;

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off - omg i’m sooo filmiliar it’s my favourite !

Q - have you seen Wonder Woman 1984 ? A - i’ve got so filmiliarity with it already

by scmat January 27, 2021

pushing the antelope

Variation of ‘pushing the envelope’ where an act already on the edge of reasonable behaviour is combined with the awkwardness of trying directing an unruly antelope.

Much more messy than simply Pushing The Envelope; which as the name implies is actually boring and administrative.

woah Kenneth was really pushing the antelope last night at dinner with his audacious behaviour!

by scmat August 13, 2022

worried six

or Worried 6 (#worried6). State of such overwhelm or anxiety that an event takes a sixfold-size of significance or paralysis. Much more serious than common or garden worries

also can be used in American Football in high-leverage moments when your opponent is sooo likely to score or your QB is about to throw pick-six

when the other team almost scored i was worried six

mate i was like worried six before we had to go on stage

I %#€% knew he’d throw an interception, I was worried 6 !!!

by scmat September 14, 2022

play in the v

originally a cricketing term where the batter would show strong fundamentals and admirable restraint to hit down the ground (usually along the carpet), eschewing any agricultural cross-batted swipes

v - refers to the batting pitch map where such sensible shots would form a V shape over the course of an innings

note - also can apply to bedroom activities

Good luck on the date with Jess… Take time to get your eye in and just play in the v

Q - How’d you go in the interview
A - Yeah good, I kept my shots along the ground and played in the v

by scmat September 13, 2021