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by scmat May 30, 2020
Get the Unbey mug.work today was sooo comusing... did you hear the way Sandra was trying to explain it ?!?
i know, how embarrassing. i was laughing so hard it was so comusing
i know, how embarrassing. i was laughing so hard it was so comusing
by scmat October 19, 2020
Get the Comusing mug.originally a cricketing term where the batter would show strong fundamentals and admirable restraint to hit down the ground (usually along the carpet), eschewing any agricultural cross-batted swipes
v - refers to the batting pitch map where such sensible shots would form a V shape over the course of an innings
note - also can apply to bedroom activities
v - refers to the batting pitch map where such sensible shots would form a V shape over the course of an innings
note - also can apply to bedroom activities
Good luck on the date with Jess… Take time to get your eye in and just play in the v
Q - How’d you go in the interview
A - Yeah good, I kept my shots along the ground and played in the v
Q - How’d you go in the interview
A - Yeah good, I kept my shots along the ground and played in the v
by scmat September 13, 2021
Get the play in the v mug.Any reason (usually half-assed) you give for not exercising.
eg - it’s too cold, it’s too hot, it’s too wet, it’s too late, the Simpsons are on, my gym gear is in the wash. etc etc
Exercuse.
eg - it’s too cold, it’s too hot, it’s too wet, it’s too late, the Simpsons are on, my gym gear is in the wash. etc etc
Exercuse.
Guy 1 - I’d love to go to the gym but my ankle’s a bit sore plus I have a big day and oh by the way it’s my nephews birthday
Guy 2 - man those are some epic exercuses !
Guy 2 - man those are some epic exercuses !
by scmat June 23, 2021
Get the Exercuse mug.Variation of ‘pushing the envelope’ where an act already on the edge of reasonable behaviour is combined with the awkwardness of trying directing an unruly antelope.
Much more messy than simply Pushing The Envelope; which as the name implies is actually boring and administrative.
Much more messy than simply Pushing The Envelope; which as the name implies is actually boring and administrative.
by scmat August 13, 2022
Get the pushing the antelope mug.Kid-friendly version of ‘knife and fork’ - used in households where sharp blades are discouraged; thus keeping the word Knife out of the lexicon. For as long as possible anyway.
Cutlery typically comprises a fork and a spoon only; hence known as Nice and Fork
Cutlery typically comprises a fork and a spoon only; hence known as Nice and Fork
OK kids - get your nice and forks from the tray then come and sit on the picnic blanket
Parent - please set the table with the Nice and Fork
Child - ugh
Parent - please set the table with the Nice and Fork
Child - ugh
by scmat August 14, 2022
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