Definitions by schlong Chong

this ain’t no long dick on a midget

Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true

- Linda listen. This ain’t no long dick on a midget okay I really did this

this ain’t no long dick on a midget by schlong Chong August 19, 2018

Traindini 

When 2 or more of the “boys” run train on a female. However, there is a twist. The goal here is to get though as many “boys” as possible before she realizes she is getting railed by different people. Each “boy” shall have 25 seconds each.

I once ran traindini on this girl in college with 9 of my boys. I was number 4 when she said “why did it get so small did you cum already!” Needless to say that traindini was unsuccessful.

Traindini by schlong Chong August 19, 2018

Fwap 

The act of pulling out your pecker and letting it collide with any surface whilst emitting a mild thumping noise

That sumbitch over there has a perfect forehead to fwap my schlong on. Do you think she would like it?

Fwap by schlong Chong August 19, 2018

Sumbitch 

The addition of “sum” infront of bitch - indicating that the bitch in question is truely spectacular.

Bro did you see that sumbitch that just walked past us

Sumbitch by schlong Chong August 19, 2018

Roll call 

When one stud is with a group of 2 or more thots and places his schlong on the table waiting for them to come running . They must then choose numbers to determine the order in which they serve the stud

Woke up in the morning and decided to give the thots a roll call for breakfast

Roll call by schlong Chong August 19, 2018