WWEGSB

A place where just reading one of Scooter's posts will make you think of how sexy he is and cream your pants.
OMG! It's teh Scooter! Let's flame him because that's cool!
by Scooter October 15, 2003
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magic turd

When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.
I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.
by scooter July 11, 2014
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fart and run

To fart in the general vicinity of another person and take off before the smell takes effect.
Guy 1: What's wrong? Are you okay?
Guy 2: No. I just got hit with a fart and run.
by Scooter December 26, 2007
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bit-david

A type of maths teacher, a word orginating in the S.E of England.
What kind of bit-david are you!?

It's a parabola, Bit-David!
by Scooter May 13, 2005
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Fuckstorm

The state of mind in which a person worries so much about whether a member of the opposite likes/loves them, that the simplest of tasks become too difficult to perform.
Friend: What the hell is your problem, Jill?!?! You just put your cat in the microwave and put those frozen burritos outside!!!!!

Jill: No fucking way, I'm such an idiot! I've just been wondering why Chuck hasn't called me. Does he really like me or is he trying to get into my pants?

Friend: Damn, you got a bad Fuckstorm rollin' through your head. Um, are you going to let your pussy out of the microwave?
by SCOOTER January 20, 2013
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clotches

you should see all the new clotches I got. - girl

what the fuck are you talking about, whore? - guy
by Scooter September 08, 2006
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bigz

I'll talk to you later, bigz
by Scooter April 22, 2003
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