A place where just reading one of Scooter's posts will make you think of how sexy he is and cream your pants.
by Scooter October 15, 2003

When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.
by scooter July 11, 2014

by Scooter December 26, 2007

by Scooter May 13, 2005

The state of mind in which a person worries so much about whether a member of the opposite likes/loves them, that the simplest of tasks become too difficult to perform.
Friend: What the hell is your problem, Jill?!?! You just put your cat in the microwave and put those frozen burritos outside!!!!!
Jill: No fucking way, I'm such an idiot! I've just been wondering why Chuck hasn't called me. Does he really like me or is he trying to get into my pants?
Friend: Damn, you got a bad Fuckstorm rollin' through your head. Um, are you going to let your pussy out of the microwave?
Jill: No fucking way, I'm such an idiot! I've just been wondering why Chuck hasn't called me. Does he really like me or is he trying to get into my pants?
Friend: Damn, you got a bad Fuckstorm rollin' through your head. Um, are you going to let your pussy out of the microwave?
by SCOOTER January 20, 2013

by Scooter September 08, 2006
