satan's definitions
by satan February 23, 2005

Red Sox Nation = stupid pieces of shit. Red Sox fans and players are the greatest combination of pussies and faggots ever made by God. They are jealous the yankees because it took them with ease to win 26 world series, but took them 82 fucking years to win one. Also yankee players dont cry like Johnny Damon and the biggest faggot Curt Schilling. Red sox fans dont have real fans too, they just consist of people who are pissed off there team didnt make it to the playoffs or just hate the yankees. THis applies mostly to Mets fans who are the second biggest bitches to the Red Sox. So Red Sox get some real fucking fans. One thing the red sox should believe is the yankees are kick the red sox asses this year.
Oh are you a red sox fan?
Of course not, I am faggot Mets fan who doesnt have a team to support for in the playoffs.
Wow I am so glad we got David Wells!
Wow he has shitty era in Fenway.
Curt Schilling is our savior
He is also the biggest faggot too.
Hey i have a tiny dick
Yea you must be a Red Sox fan
Of course not, I am faggot Mets fan who doesnt have a team to support for in the playoffs.
Wow I am so glad we got David Wells!
Wow he has shitty era in Fenway.
Curt Schilling is our savior
He is also the biggest faggot too.
Hey i have a tiny dick
Yea you must be a Red Sox fan
by Satan January 22, 2005

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Satan January 10, 2003

A starfish who lives under a rock and is best friends with SpongeBob. He's a bit chubby and has a dick-like head...But he's cute with the dick-like head anyway...............
by SATAN December 27, 2004

Ironic, negative or surprising consequence/fact or Catch-22. Unexpected result.
Usually follows a positive statement. Used as bridging statement for dramatic effect, to a negative consequence/statement.
Probably stems from the phrase "you'll be kicking yourself for this one"
Usually follows a positive statement. Used as bridging statement for dramatic effect, to a negative consequence/statement.
Probably stems from the phrase "you'll be kicking yourself for this one"
Sure, renting an apartment is cheaper and gives you a lot of flexibility to move around, but here's the kicker: with the money threw away renting places for 5-10 years you could have been well into a mortgage and have built up some personal equity, and credit.
by satan November 9, 2003

A big, dumb, balding, North American ape
Used by Bart in an episode of the Simpsons
while playing Scrabble with his family.
Used by Bart in an episode of the Simpsons
while playing Scrabble with his family.
by Satan January 4, 2005
