Definitions by sarcastic

Cookie Monster 

The blue guy from Sesame Street who always has the munchies from smoking weed all the time.

Cookie Monster: Gimme my cookies now, motherfucker!

Cookie Monster by sarcastic August 28, 2003

karaoke

See American Idol.

I didn't know that the ideal American pop star should be a karaoke singer!

karaoke by sarcastic July 17, 2003

Weapons of Mass Destruction

the U.S. has plenty of them, and they used them without remorse in the past.

Anyone remember Hiroshima, Nagasaki, and Vietnam? All were devastated by America's use of Weapons of Mass Destruction. For instance, nuclear bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and Agent Orange on Vietnam.

Weapons of Mass Destruction by sarcastic July 7, 2003

tofu 

zacrii is right about tofu having more protein and amino acids than meat. However, he forgot to mention that most of those proteins and amino acids are not in a form that humans can digest, since the soy from which tofu is made from is NOT fermented using the millenia-old Asian techniques of processing the beans, which also help neutralize the estrogen-like toxins that soy has. In addition, the soy products are acid washed in aluminum vats, which increases the risk of metal poisoning.

And for those who say that tofu is a meat substitute, remember that tofu does NOT contain Vitamin B-12, a nutrient found naturally in animal products and synthesized for supplement pills using microscopic animals.

Regardless of the bullshit that hippies and vegans spew, there is NOTHING natural about tofu. If you do not believe me, take a good look at the ingredients used to make it, the many processing methods of tofu, and the additives. Most of which are carcinogenic.

tofu by sarcastic June 23, 2003

internet 

A media form that politicians, religious nuts, and soccer moms have tried in vain to control. Whatever is posted here is free for the taking, whether it be MP3s, porn, warez, or software.

The sex industry owns the Internet now.

internet by sarcastic June 23, 2003

ppl 

An annoying imbecile's way of saying PEOPLE. Mostly used by geeks and other morons who use "l337" speech.

sum ppl r reely retards 2 use garbij like this wen typing on boards coz it makes thos ppl look like tards.

ppl by sarcastic June 19, 2003

diversity 

Yet another code word for gay rights.

American schools are now forcing students to take courses in Diversity.

diversity by sarcastic June 7, 2003