Buttstache

A hairy, unkept bum.

That girl should not be wearing a thong at the beach, she obviously hasn't waxed her buttstache in months.

by sara r. September 02, 2005

Pay the band

Yet another phrase for taking a bowel movement. Along the same lines as the phrase "Dropping the kids off at the pool." Said by the father on a 'King of Queens' episode once.

I'll be right back, I have to go upstairs and pay the band.

by sara r. September 02, 2005

ass hat

Like ass clown, this word can be substituted for any other isult.

"What an ass hat!"
"That ass hat almost hit me!"

by Sara R. July 03, 2003

Move the brown couch to the basement

Yet another phrase for taking a bowel movement. Along the same lines as the phrase "Dropping the kids off at the pool."

Friend 1: "Hey dude, hurry up. We are going to be late for the movie."

Friend 2: "You're going to have to wait another 5 minutes bro, I have to go move the brown couch to the basement."

by sara r. September 02, 2005

Ass clown

Can be used to subsitute any other insult.

"That ass clown stole my wallet"
"He's such an ass clown"

by Sara R. July 03, 2003