santa's definitions

Crasian

1. A crazy asain
2. A not so popular snack made from combining rasians and cranberries.
3. A person made by combining Asians and cranberries.
4. Wu.
5. Chen.
6. Tentacle Rape.
7. I enjoy cake.

Wu sure is a crasian!

Whoa! That sex was craisian!

I've made the perfect new human. I call it...Crasian! A cranberry flavored Asian!

Cake is good.

by Santa November 20, 2003

spam

spam stands for
Stupid
Pointless
Annoying
Messages

"I spamed the perverts the other day, and now they're really pissed off!"

by Santa November 13, 2002

Taxi

heaven or hell, depends on the woman

She sent me home last night, utter taxi

Got shouted for a lift last night, taxi taxi taxi!

by Santa July 2, 2004

invideous

Invideous: Someone, or thing that is vulgar and shocking. Probably best used to describe Dunstable and its inhabbitants. cough* taz *cough

"OMG you invideous scum I cant believe u did that to my dog!..."

by Santa June 3, 2004

mom

someone who gave birth to you.

"Luke...(breath) I am your mom."

by Santa November 26, 2002

binghamton

A place where all the super-elite fuckbags from NYC (who live with their heads up their collective asses because "It's NYC dooood!, it doesn't sleep!") send their disinfranchised children with their brand spanking new cars to school because they spent the better part of their high school career neck deep in bong water. Since their too fucking ignorant or poor to get into NYU...Rich mommy and daddy send them upstate to a state school where they can bitch and moan about such mundane things as the weather while pulling out another 50 bucks off mommy's credit card to buy pot and cocaine for another evening of "Who can kill themselves quicker"

We don't like you either fuckers.

If this pissed you off, then you

by Santa May 13, 2005

NinjaTaiken

Some really cool dude who poons bitties and ecca in pool, but they wont admit it.
You can find him at www.blizzhackers.com and Israel (and no that isn't a forum you fucking idiots)

Aidenswarrior: anyone here as cool as NinjaTaiken?
Rambo goes Meow: Lets play pool!
NinjaTaiken: SANTA IS A NOOB
Bitties: pwnz0r plz at pool now?
EJO9876: I have a confession! I cheat at dominoes.
Ecca Ecca: I MOLESTED A KITTEN! ITS TRUE.

by santa February 7, 2005