King Me

The act of receiving oral sex, while eating a cheeseburger, while performing an upper decker.

I was at a party last weekend and got so drunk I convinced a chick to king me in the master bathroom.

by sanfred August 20, 2010

Lumber Nuts

The act of using your own boner to bag tag someone else.

Bro, Tito has been acting like a clown all day, I want to get him to shut the fuck up.

I'll tell ya what you should do fella, you gotta Lumber Nuts that fool.

Shit, that's kinda gay, but it's a great idea.

by sanfred November 02, 2011