Definitions by Sammabanana

Joy juice 

Semen or alcohol, depending on which you like better.

Jenny had to have her stomach pumped for joy juice.

Joy juice by Sammabanana October 29, 2008

pockets on swoll 

Used to describe an increase in income when one's pockets are swollen with extra cash.

Bill: Ever since this promotion my pockets on swoll.
Ted: Gotta get that cash money.

50 Cent: Pockets on swoll cuz I move the o's.

pockets on swoll by sammabanana August 23, 2007

No way, Jose!

Old timer's vernacular, used to express disbelief or disagreement. You can also use it to say "no" to someone named Jose.

Nancy: Fred, I'm pregnant.
Fred: No way, Jose!

Jose: Dude, can I borrow ten bucks?
Mike: No way, Jose.

No way, Jose! by sammabanana August 23, 2007

douche chill 

A phrase used to describe the awkward moment which ensues after someone you know to be a douche bag says or does something to embarrass themselves. Works best when said in a sort of melody with the "douche" staccato and the "chill" legato.

Girl 1: Sarah's been absent from school a lot lately.
Girl 2: I know! She's absent like ten days a week!
Girl 1: Douche chill...

douche chill by sammabanana August 12, 2007