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margaret cho

A wonderful female comedienne from San Francisco's infamous Polk Street. Her parents worked at a bookstore and her mother enjoyed gay pornography.

In a couple of words, Margaret Cho is the only woman who can make me laugh so hard I fall out of my chair. She is amazingly talented, extremely intelligent, intuitive and most of all, but not least, a fag hag.
Dude, Margaret Cho rocks my homosexual socks.
by Sam January 3, 2005
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tailpipe

To have anal intercourse with someone. Usually against their will.
Jim’s outback getting tailpiped by Ted.
by Sam February 20, 2004
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rek ed

some1 that gets wasted off any substance
you rek ed
by sam October 15, 2003
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Metallica

One of the most influential and popular heavy metal groups of all time.
Metallica are the kings of heavy metal.
by Sam May 13, 2005
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coreyodonnell

somebody that beats you up non-stop and devotes their life to make yours a living hell
why do you have to be such a coreyodonnell
by Sam November 9, 2003
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crunk

a curse word coined by Conan O'brien that would not be bleeped out
by sam May 2, 2003
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Heffalump

A heffalump is a creature mentioned in the Winnie the Pooh stories. Original books depict heffalumps as looking very much like elephants. Pooh and Piglet fear heffalumps, and in an attempt to cover their fears they attempt to bravely capture a heffalump in a trap. But no heffalumps are ever caught in their trap, and indeed no heffalump is ever met within the course of the books aside from those that appear in Pooh’s nightmares, wherein they are very fierce and are intent on stealing Pooh’s honey.

A heffalump has also become a term of abuse for a fat person and or oaf, similar to Jabba, as in Jabba The Hutt.
That heffalump simply can't play Jenga what what.
by Sam May 30, 2004
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