saints's definitions

Penile dog bite

To get bit in the family jewels by an angry "male" dog. It could range from a chiuhuhua to a German Shepherd

A man was walking around naked, my neighborhood and a German shepherd bit off his family jewels and ate them.

by Saints October 4, 2004

Ambassador

Liason, frequent patron of a place or internet site.

I am the unofficial ambassador of Urbandictionary.com

by Saints September 24, 2003

Dry Gulch

To hit someone in the nose or in the throat so hard that a person dies from it.

I dry-gulched Valerie.

by Saints September 28, 2004

Owned

Have possession over something or someone.

The New Orleans Saints and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers owns the Chicago Bears. I own the Bears, they are my b-----s.

by Saints October 12, 2003

badass

Causing hell 24-7

I'm a certified bad-ass, just ask my boss.

by Saints September 22, 2003

jack squat

Don't know nothing, a person's iq about someone else is 0.

The assistant front end manager, don't know crap about me, she is just another idiot who wants to get me in trouble.

by Saints September 22, 2003

preteen

A child between the ages of 9-13.

by Saints October 18, 2003