sMiLeY's definitions

uniflab

a guy who appears to have only one testicacle, but has has none, just a ball of flab wishing to be a ball.

well he culdnt get me pregnant! he was a fricken uniflab!

by smiley May 5, 2003

welfare school

ST.MATTHEWS SCHOOL in Calgary Alberta Canada..... good city .... bad school.... the walls are mad of styrofoam and cardboard... burns easily

" Hahahaha you fucking go to St. matts!?!? hahaha stupid fucking welfare school!"

by smiley May 22, 2003

star

an object not recommended for swallowing on a dare.... it gets stuck halfway down and hurts like a bitch

"fucking hell that stupid fucking star hurts so fucking bad!"
"well u shouldnt have swallowed it then!"

by smiley June 4, 2003

Sense-of-toast

"A sense of toast.."

1.Instinct,Impulse,Gut-feeling.

2.An understanding of logic or a logical understanding of knowledge/ the universe.

1."I got a sense-of-toast on this.."
(I have a feeling about this..)

2."That guy has a keen sense-of-toast with computers.."
(That guy has a deep / strong understanding of computers..)

3."To have a sense of toast."
(To be technically minded.)

by sMiLeY February 5, 2005

Spankaliscious

Spankaliscious..NO 1: (Proper Noun) given to the best looking female player on online gaming..eg:1...also important to note if fact No 1 is forgotten above named person being Spankaliscious will remind you...constatntly..eg2:

eg1:*Spankys fucking HOT*
eg2:*Please dont kill me its not my fault im HOT*

by Smiley December 1, 2004

Whinese

The language spoken by a whining child or sometimes, adults.

After someone whines, the response would be, "I don't speak Whinese"

by smiley August 3, 2003

pea head

Niall Cannon

Bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa

by Smiley May 5, 2004