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Eyeliner

If done properly, can accentuate the eyes. Eyeliner is commonly worn amongst girls but these days, boys have been seen to be wearing it too. Most boys look nice with eyeliner on (see Billie Joe Armstrong and Matt Skiba) but up until recently 'emo' boys have started wearing it and they look like idiots.
1. 'Smoky eyes' is the new thing to to with your eyeliner ladies!
2. Some guys look pretty hot with eyeliner on. Its great that they don't give a shit if scallies call them gay.
3. Wow, look at Matt Skiba and Billie Joe Armstrong. They look really nice with eyeliner on!
4. You 'emo' boys look absolutely fucking ridiculous with girl pants and heavy eyeliner on.
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Pattonophilia

When someone is obsessed with Mike Patton, his music and his voice.
I am a Pattonophile.

There is a certain amount of Pattonophilia going on with me at the moment.
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baby

Horrible little creatures from 'God' (if there is one). Retarded people think they're cute. What's so cute about a little machine that cries, pisses and shits everywhere?

They're also the cause of suicide. See post-natal depression.
I'm never going to have a baby. I want a life thank you very much.
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Ashlee Simpson

She's only famous because of her sister. She has a horrible raspy singing voice and apparently is against lip-synching. Oh sure....

She is NOT punk rock. Just because she has dark hair and wears t-shirts that says 'punk' on it does not make her 'rock 'n roll'. Hell, she doesn't even DESERVE that title!

Also, when it comes to looks, Ashlee Simpson just doesn't cut it. She is ugly and has a rather large nose.
If someone forced me to either listen to Ashlee or Jessica, I'd choose Jessica hands down.

Ashlee Simpson is ugly. Fact.
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Kurt Cobain

The ultimate icon. A tormented soul and loving father who never wanted to be famous. He was Nirvana's frontman and had a beautifully haunting voice. Just check out 'Heart Shaped Box' and 'All Apologies' if you don't believe me.

He was a lovely looking man too. He didn't deserve Courtney Love as she's just a skanky ho. Oh well, at least he got a kid out of her. Thank god Frances Bean looks more like her dad than her mum!

He took his own life on April 5th, 1994. R.I.P Kurt. We miss you very much.
Some people reckon Kurt Cobain was murdered but that's rubbish. The only reason people say that is because they don't want to believe that their 'hero' put a gun against his head and pulled the trigger. He killed himself. Get over it.

I hate the way people talk about Kurt as if he's still alive. He's dead and he's not coming back. Deal with it.
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Drugs

There are two types of drugs:

1) Good drugs: These have been given to you by a doctor to make you better whatever the case may be. Examples are penicillin.

2) Bad drugs: There are many examples of these. Heroin, crack, cocaine, speed, etc. Once you try these, your hooked (or should that be 'fucked'?). There are many diffrent reasons why people take these drugs but the important thing to remember is, they'll ruin your life.

Let us not forget that alcohol and caffeine are drugs too.
Two examples of drugs:
1) Doctor: Take two of these everyday and you'll feel right as rain in about two weeks.

2) Person X decided to try coke. He got addicted to it and fucked up his life.
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Metalhead

Some are probably nice but I've already stereotyped them as 'pretentious'. Sorry.
I knew some metalhead at school who was quite pretentious. Not a very nice fella, I found out he had issues. He'd always make fun of your music taste if it didn't match his. Twat.
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