ryan's definitions

nez

(noun)1.a small to medium sized crap or poo 2.a word used to express how much of a loser you are

1.i have to take a nez
2.i feel like such a nez right now

by ryan November 28, 2003

chalnez

1.a large sized poo or crap
2.a funny brazilian kid at my school

1.i think this one is gonna be a chalnez not just a regular nez
2.i think chalnez needs a hair-cut

by ryan November 28, 2003

chalnez santos

1.an any size crap or poo that happens to clog up the toilet
2.the full name of that funny brazilian kid at my school

1.hey janitor i just took a chalnez in the bathroom get to work
2.that kid is so brazilian

by ryan November 28, 2003

durp

another word for dumb ass

ryan, your such a durp.

by ryan November 26, 2003

tessellation

a repetition of odd shapes over and over again to form a bigger world of crap

look a my tessellation

by ryan November 25, 2003

turketor

the supreme overlord of all turkeys. He will someday rule all humans. he was murdered but brought back to life in the form of a red person

Hail turketor

by ryan November 25, 2003

guaving

(gwa-ving) - v. to guave - the act of two or more individuals of the female persuasion abrading their labia majoras together with stimulation resulting from the thrusting of the hips; usually done for sexual gratification.

holy shit, my nizzel, did you see those two beotches guaving? i have a serious boner from that guave-sesh.

by Ryan November 23, 2003