ryan's definitions
The effect of a fat girl wearing jeans tight enough to make the fat around her waist spill over the top of her jeans.
Usually noticed because the offender's clothing reveals their midriff.
Usually noticed because the offender's clothing reveals their midriff.
Don't look, but there is muffintop behind you on the esclator.
by ryan March 24, 2004
Get the muffintopmug. by ryan December 22, 2004
Get the hideymug. by ryan May 26, 2003
Get the elephantmug. A male who takes part in the action of vacuuming with the utilization of his mouth upon his father's penis.
by Ryan November 7, 2003
Get the Cotomug. by Ryan December 6, 2004
Get the lanfordmug. 
The black sheep of the Kennedy family.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, babbling, drunken liberal bastard who is an embarrassment not only to his family, but to every Democrat as well. He's hard to understand sometimes when he's making public speeches. That is usually because he's doing it after drinking half the inventory in a liqour store.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, babbling, drunken liberal bastard who is an embarrassment not only to his family, but to every Democrat as well. He's hard to understand sometimes when he's making public speeches. That is usually because he's doing it after drinking half the inventory in a liqour store.
Ted Kennedy woke up one morning after a long night of heavy boozing. He looked over, and his liver was sitting beside him drinking a cup of coffee.
by Ryan August 13, 2004
Get the Ted Kennedymug.