grab bag

A person you can not determine the sex of, so when you get them home and drop their pants, you never know what your going to get!
Your momma is a grab bag!
by Ruthless August 03, 2005
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Kentucky Waterfall

Betty Sue: Momma, do you really think Bobby Joe luvs Mary Lue?
Momma: I had my doubts at first when he pulled up to the weddin' in a limo instead of on a John Deere like every other man in this family has done fur years, but when he stepped out with that newly shorn Kentucky Waterfall, I done knew that honkey's luv was true!
by ruthless November 17, 2004
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