russianbear's definitions

captain curvy

Captain Curvy is the kind of person that has a small weirdly curved penis. Usually has very very white skin and has an obsession with fingering buttholes and in some cases has an obsession with cats.

Person1: wow, look at that fag over there.

Person2: I know right. I even heard he fingered someone's butthole in the back of a mini-van.

Person1: what a Captain Curvy.

by RussianBear December 9, 2013

yonner

the proper way for any individual to address the judge in the court of law if that individual is on a telivision court show

"Yonner, the bruises were there before i hit 'er."

by russianbear May 4, 2005