Definitions by russian cat.

Dicker Max 

A German tank known as K gepanzerte Selbstfahrlafette or Dicker Max. It was used in World War 2 as a tank destroyer and a bunker destroyer.

It is also very annoying in War Thunder

American tank in 1941: ah such a nice day

*Dicker Max Appears*

American tank in 1941: SHIT

Dicker Max by russian cat. August 21, 2023

Fudge Sundae Pop Tart 

Basically heaven in your mouth and not anything sexual. Fudge sundae pop tarts taste lit.

Fun fact: A Fudge Sundae Pop Tart is 9% of your daily calorie intake.

Person 1: I just had a fudge sundae pop tart!
Person 2: Can I have one?

Person 1: go away

Fudge Sundae Pop Tart by russian cat. June 28, 2023

SU-25 

SU-25 nicknamed „Frogfoot“ is basically a russian version of an A-10 Warthog. The SU-25 has a 30mm cannon and has a large weapon bay.

Person 1: Mom can I have the A-10?

Mom: No we have the A-10 at home. *shows SU-25*

Person 1: *Cries*

SU-25 by russian cat. June 22, 2023

SU-57 

Sukhoi 57. Russian made 5th generation fighter. It was made in 2019. The SU-57 is one of the most stable Russian planes to date. Only 21 SU-57s exist in the whole world.

Nicknamed ‚Felon‘ the SU-57, it has twin engines making a top speed of 2,130 km/h , 1323 mph (Mach 1.725).

This glorious piece of machinery can be equipped with up to 4 K77-M air-to-air missiles (700 kg).

Person one: the Su-57 is soo cool.

Person two: I think the F-22 is better but ok.

SU-57 by russian cat. June 19, 2023

Ohio Yeti Monster 

Something that lurks the Ohio forest taking victims and balls with them, then proceeding to roll down a hill to finish them.

Person 1: I just saw the ohio yeti monster

Person 2: Only in ohio

Ohio Yeti Monster by russian cat. June 18, 2023

🗿 

A replacement for “no shit” or bruh. It can be used as a passive-aggressive message.

Video: *dog runs away*

Bob: The dog ran away!

You: 🗿

🗿 by russian cat. August 23, 2022