rperazag's definitions

iShop

The only sense of identity of someone who lives for shopping.

iShop, therefore I am.

by rperazag July 22, 2010

How mental is that?

A QUESTION WHOSE PURPOSE IS NOT TO GET AN ANSWER, BUT TO EXPRESS BEFUDDLEMENT (bafflement, bemusement, bewilderment, mystification, obfuscation, puzzlement
confusedness, disarray, mental confusion, muddiness, confusion - a mental state characterized by a lack of clear and orderly thought and behavior; "a confusion of impressions") IN THE FACE OF OUTRAGEOUS (Grossly offensive to decency or morality. Being well beyond the bounds of good taste: outrageous epithets. Having no regard for morality.Violent or unrestrained in temperament or behavior.) BEHAVIOR.

How mental is that?... BP (British Petroleum) says they have no responsibility for the oil spill disaster.

by rperazag May 19, 2010

predigital

No longer current or in fashion, out-of-date, faded, aged.

But darling, those trousers are so last year, so predigital.

by rperazag August 16, 2010

Wikileaks

International organization that publishes anonymous submissions and leaks of classified, "top secret", or any kind of sensitive documents.

Wikileaks about Pakistan's covert support for the Taliban fuel negative war debate for Obama.

by rperazag July 28, 2010

zero intention

Total lack of disposition to do something that has been promised to someone or to yourself.

The manager of the store wants me to deliver as much merchandise as possible before the holidays. I promised to do it asap, but I really have zero intention to do so.

I promised Maggie I´ll stop my drug use, but I have zero intention bro!

by rperazag May 10, 2010

rock the mic ´till you bleed

Extreme blowjob.

A: "Yo Laura... let´s keep dancing... why are you so keen on taking me to the pub´s bog once more... what´s the deal?"
B: "Don´t be such a pussy, I just wanna rock the mic ´till you bleed."

by rperazag July 11, 2010

Smellogg´s

Stinky ("uncharacteristic off-flavor and smell") Kellogg´s cereal brands Corn Pops, Honey Smacks, Froot Loops and Apple Jacks, that produce nausea and diarrhea in consumers.

Mother: "What´s wrong sweetie? C´mon finish your cereal, we are late for school"
Daughter: "Mom... You don´t love me anymore? Why are you killing me with these stinky Smellogg´s?"

by rperazag June 29, 2010