Definitions by rory mcmoose

smackmonkey

Similar to the willy wrench, the main difference being that the woman thinks that smacking the penis during masturbation gives men a greater thrill. Wise up ladies...it does NOTHING for stimulation.

"It was going fine until she smackmonkeyed my cock like it had tried to bite her"

smackmonkey by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005

back door lover

1.)A gay man
2.)A straight man OBSESSED with anal sex
3.)A man who loves back doors

1.)"Look at that back door lover and his little poodle. Poof."
2.)"I'm what you call a back door lover. If it's not brown, i'm not down."
3.)"He seemed like a nice guy until he saw my back door...then he changed completely"

back door lover by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005

gimp chewer

A man who chews gimps for sexual gratification.

"Haha I stole your word Adam you gimp chewer!"

gimp chewer by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

willy wrench

The word used to describe a womans hand whilst trying to masturbate a man and failing miserably...usually resulting in a boring wrenching and yanking experience.

"It was going brilliantly until she started to use the willy wrench"

willy wrench by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

grater

A word for a woman who INSISTS on using teeth while giving head (why lord, why?!).

Guy A: "Look left..she's pretty hot"
Guy B: "Yeah but a grinder...trust"
Guy A: "Urgh! Fuck that!"

grater by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

shandy pop

After necking a pint of sickly sweet shandy, throwing up a mouthful of puke.

"Hey did you hear about when Tim threw up on a pint of shandy?!"

shandy pop by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

crashtian

When a man called christian rolls his car 3 DAYS after passing his test!

"Hey Crashtian...wanna roll down to town?"

crashtian by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005