auritra

One who has no sexual preference whatsoever and would just as soon screw a tree as a girl. In fact, many auritras WOULD rather screw an inanimate object than a human being to nullify their fear of sexual rejection.
Is that auritra over there humping that TI-89?
by rook December 06, 2004
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auritra

a poop-head know-it-all who frequently uses the word "obviously".
After acing the calculus test, Auritra leaned back in his chair and said, "Obviously."
by rook November 15, 2004
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DocPc

a real Casanova, a Ladies Man. The Red Rose between the teeth sort of Dude, A PHD Honours Gaduate in Computer Science who enjoys pissing off the lowly.
Aaawwwwwww DocPc I Luv Ya
by Rook March 07, 2003
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Sneeze

Expel snot and shit from your nostrils at 200 fucking miles an hour.
Oh fuck! That guy just put a fucking hole in my coat with his sneeze! let's fucking kill him!
by Rook November 09, 2003
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squirrel

Chubby little nut-munchers.
Fuck, that chubby little tree rat ate my mixed nuts! Let's fucking kill it!
by Rook November 09, 2003
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closet commando

Closet commando. Those who romanticize or mimic military or police forces, weaponry and gear, yet have no real working knowledge or experience regarding them.
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member
John boy likes to show over his AR-15 and dresses up in tactical gear at the gun range but he’s really just a closet commando
by Rook May 20, 2024
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closet commando

Closet commando. Those who romanticize or mimic military or police forces, weaponry and gear, yet have no real working knowledge or experience regarding them.
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member
John boy likes to show over his AR-15 and dresses up in tactical gear at the gun range but he’s really just a closet commando
by Rook May 20, 2024
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