Whale

Its the largest animal living but its also an insult for fat people who are extremely heavy.

Ronnie: WOAH!!... look at the size of that lad there
Sam: I know, lets ask him for a piggy back

Ronnie: Dont bother sam hes too heavy for me and you

George: ooooooooooh (trump, burp, picks belly button, iches his butt).
Sam: yep hes defonatly a Whale

by ronnie1997 August 05, 2011

shagging machine

its an item for when people practice ready to have sex

girl1: ive always wanted to fuck that lad up for years but.....i dont know how to.
girl2: well in argos theres a shagging machine you can use it to practice. It takes 5 mins practice

by ronnie1997 August 06, 2011

boys

boys are the funniest thing on earth which can be classed as dickhead and they do your heading through every minute of the day. They can be sexy too.

George: Ronnie guess what
Ronnie: WHAT!!!!!!!
George: (smirk)
Ronnie: F*cking hell boys are so annoying

by ronnie1997 August 05, 2011

slagg

its when people have lots of boyfriends/girlfriends and they keep on dumping on them and getting more

girl1: who you going out with now?
girl2: Callum the lover of my life

(next day)

girl1: hows you and Callum?
girl2: oh we finished with eachother last night now im going out with James
girl1: but you said he was the lover of your life???

(next day)

girl1: hows James?
girl2: oh were done for good

girl1: bloody hell how many boyfriends have you have yah slagg.

by ronnie1997 August 14, 2011

sex bomb

used for people who spread sexiness around there hometown or people who are really sexy you say you dont stare but you kinda look at him for a good 20 seconds

Girl1: you know that lad there well hes dead sexy
Girl2: lemme see.... oh god he is and all
People: hes the sexiest motherfucker in the world
Girl1: well he must be a sex bomb then according to most people

by ronnie1997 August 04, 2011