ronnie1997's definitions

saddo

1) Acts like a kid
2) Laughs at nothing

person1: i watched teletubbies with my mum and im in high school
person2: omg your such a saddo

person1: haha your hairs blowing like a scarecrow
person2: shutup yah saddo

by ronnie1997 August 6, 2011

big deal

when someone complains about important things but you just dont give a shit its (so what..big deal)

mum: you messed the bathroom up with our talcum powder
child: BIG DEAL!

person1: your not following the rules of rugby
person2: SO WHAT...BIG DEAL! LIKE THE WORLDS GONNA END

by ronnie1997 August 6, 2011

shagging machine

its an item for when people practice ready to have sex

girl1: ive always wanted to fuck that lad up for years but.....i dont know how to.
girl2: well in argos theres a shagging machine you can use it to practice. It takes 5 mins practice

by ronnie1997 August 6, 2011

willie

its a kiddy name for a penise and its also used for people who are stupid.

Sam: hahaha i can see your willie
George: i know big innit

Reiss: (bangs into me)
Ronnie: Reiss yah willie

by ronnie1997 August 7, 2011

slagg

its when people have lots of boyfriends/girlfriends and they keep on dumping on them and getting more

girl1: who you going out with now?
girl2: Callum the lover of my life

(next day)

girl1: hows you and Callum?
girl2: oh we finished with eachother last night now im going out with James
girl1: but you said he was the lover of your life???

(next day)

girl1: hows James?
girl2: oh were done for good

girl1: bloody hell how many boyfriends have you have yah slagg.

by ronnie1997 August 14, 2011