spanling

a reverse spanking. a spanking given to a chily bish on her
hoo-ha! it is recieved with sheer delite!! a reward.
however spanlings can only be given if you have a spanling slip. and then it is free.
muffy- "buffy and fluffy, report to uffyanda for a spanling slip." "you deserve one free spanling."

buffy- "omg!" "it's not even my birthday!"
fluffy- " we are toatally luckie bishes."
by robyn cason January 19, 2008
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framp stamp

front tramp stamp. above or on ur hoo-ha!
it wasn't enough for uffy marie to have a tramp stamp.
she just got a framp stamp too!

fluffy- "dang, ur hoo-ha gots ink."
uffy marie- "yeah, good times."
by robyn cason January 26, 2008
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textmex

buffy- "i am sending muffy and fluffy a textmex to bring my panties back."
by robyn cason January 19, 2008
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absolutelew

a drunkin' absolutely.
can be spelled absolutelou or any way you want because you're a drunkin' bish!
buffy- "muffy did you make out with fluffy at uffyanda's birthday party?"

muffy- "absolutelew!"
by robyn cason January 19, 2008
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pbbblllt!

the sound you make as you stick your tongue out in distain.
it sounds like gas being released from your arse.
pbbblllt! is commonly used as a playful myspace comment.
muffy- "fluffy left capitao a funny comment on his myspace page."

buffy- "what did she say?"

muffy- "pbbblllt! on your face."

buffy- "omg! that bish is funny."
by robyn cason January 17, 2008
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ear muffies

when uffy's use vulgar language in front of mini uffy's they shout, "ear muffies!" and the mini uffy's put their hands on top of their ears. this prevents the mini uffy's from mimicking vulgarities at holiday meals, easter egg hunts, or in houses of worship.
fluffy- "so i told that fucking arse to shut up or put up."
"oh, whoops." "i forgot ur little uffy's were
in the room."

muffy- "next time just say, "ear muffies!"

buffy- "yeah, now you can toatally skank it up you"...
"EAR MUFFY'S!" "YOU SKANKY HO!"
by robyn cason January 21, 2008
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uffy hand shake

a "hand shake" given to a male by an uffy. the "hand shake" takes place in the male nether region. it is given when an uffy wants to determine if the male is suitable or large enough for bedding.
uffy hand shake originated when muffy, buffy, and fluffy noticed that a man can see if a woman has large breasts. and the man can decide if he wants to go out with her. but a female has no way of knowing if a man has a big one or not. hence the need for an uffy hand shake.
"fluffy, did you give gary the uffy hand shake before you had sex?", asked muffy.

"yes, and he had a prince albert too!"

duffy was so sad and bummed out that biff had a small wanker.

"hey duffy, you should have given him the uffy hand shake."
by robyn cason January 16, 2008
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