a reverse spanking. a spanking given to a chily bish on her
hoo-ha! it is recieved with sheer delite!! a reward.
however spanlings can only be given if you have a spanling slip. and then it is free.
hoo-ha! it is recieved with sheer delite!! a reward.
however spanlings can only be given if you have a spanling slip. and then it is free.
muffy- "buffy and fluffy, report to uffyanda for a spanling slip." "you deserve one free spanling."
buffy- "omg!" "it's not even my birthday!"
fluffy- " we are toatally luckie bishes."
buffy- "omg!" "it's not even my birthday!"
fluffy- " we are toatally luckie bishes."
by robyn cason January 19, 2008
when uffy's use vulgar language in front of mini uffy's they shout, "ear muffies!" and the mini uffy's put their hands on top of their ears. this prevents the mini uffy's from mimicking vulgarities at holiday meals, easter egg hunts, or in houses of worship.
fluffy- "so i told that fucking arse to shut up or put up."
"oh, whoops." "i forgot ur little uffy's were
in the room."
muffy- "next time just say, "ear muffies!"
buffy- "yeah, now you can toatally skank it up you"...
"EAR MUFFY'S!" "YOU SKANKY HO!"
"oh, whoops." "i forgot ur little uffy's were
in the room."
muffy- "next time just say, "ear muffies!"
buffy- "yeah, now you can toatally skank it up you"...
"EAR MUFFY'S!" "YOU SKANKY HO!"
by robyn cason January 22, 2008
when you are in the throws of passion with an uffy.
the uffy wraps her legs around your ears in sheer
dee-lite! 'cause groove is in the heart! the uffy will reply with satisfaction by saying, "tanks you gay!"
the uffy wraps her legs around your ears in sheer
dee-lite! 'cause groove is in the heart! the uffy will reply with satisfaction by saying, "tanks you gay!"
buffy- "hey muffy, did you see your neighbor L/nite?"
muffy- "yes, it was golf nite so i gave him ear muffy's."
fluffy- "dang, you're flexible."
muffy- "yes, it was golf nite so i gave him ear muffy's."
fluffy- "dang, you're flexible."
by robyn cason January 25, 2008
boobs on an uffy. they are so magnificent and grand that the word boobs is an understatement. they are round and beautiful. also highly bouncey. when exposed you hear all the angels sing. they are sure to make all who witness this lovely sight, shed a tear.
buffy: "fluffy's big bouncey kaboobies were the hit of the
party."
muffy: "i know. when i put them in my moouth, i
heard the angels sing."
fluffy: "oh tanks you gays!!"
party."
muffy: "i know. when i put them in my moouth, i
heard the angels sing."
fluffy: "oh tanks you gays!!"
by robyn cason February 28, 2008
a drunkin' absolutely.
can be spelled absolutelou or any way you want because you're a drunkin' bish!
can be spelled absolutelou or any way you want because you're a drunkin' bish!
by robyn cason January 19, 2008
the lezboss is the head uffy.
she is the head uffy because she told us she was.
the lezboss is a very bossy bish with a nice rack!!
she is the head uffy because she told us she was.
the lezboss is a very bossy bish with a nice rack!!
fluffy- "muffy is a lezboss."
buffy- "why do you say that?"
fluffy- "because she told me to get on my knees."
buffy- "well, did you?"
fluffy- "absultelew, she's the lezboss!"
buffy- "why do you say that?"
fluffy- "because she told me to get on my knees."
buffy- "well, did you?"
fluffy- "absultelew, she's the lezboss!"
by robyn cason January 19, 2008
a "hand shake" given to a male by an uffy. the "hand shake" takes place in the male nether region. it is given when an uffy wants to determine if the male is suitable or large enough for bedding.
uffy hand shake originated when muffy, buffy, and fluffy noticed that a man can see if a woman has large breasts. and the man can decide if he wants to go out with her. but a female has no way of knowing if a man has a big one or not. hence the need for an uffy hand shake.
uffy hand shake originated when muffy, buffy, and fluffy noticed that a man can see if a woman has large breasts. and the man can decide if he wants to go out with her. but a female has no way of knowing if a man has a big one or not. hence the need for an uffy hand shake.
"fluffy, did you give gary the uffy hand shake before you had sex?", asked muffy.
"yes, and he had a prince albert too!"
duffy was so sad and bummed out that biff had a small wanker.
"hey duffy, you should have given him the uffy hand shake."
"yes, and he had a prince albert too!"
duffy was so sad and bummed out that biff had a small wanker.
"hey duffy, you should have given him the uffy hand shake."
by robyn cason January 14, 2008