robertoldhead's definitions

the Works

1) A combo of great face, ass, and titties on a woman, or in other words really hot in every aspect

2) Going all the way

3) Everything

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1) "Daaaamn she's pgot it going on!"

2) "Dude, I hooked up with this fox I met at the bar last night."
"How'd you do?"
"I got the works."

3) "I'd like a bacon cheeseburger with the works...
because I'm fat."

by RobertOldhead April 3, 2008

ubuntu

One of the new 6 billion Pokemon that have no powers that are original or even good. In fact, if you pay attention to Pokemon that closely, you're probably Asian and younger than 10, and/or gay.*

*reference xkcd

"Have you seen the new Ubuntu release?"
"Nah, I'm not into Pokemon."

by RobertOldhead March 19, 2008

thoughtful

adj. full of thought

Look at that jar with a brain in it. It sure is thoughtful.

by RobertOldhead December 11, 2007

Catch-22

see Catch-22

Catch-22

by RobertOldhead November 4, 2008

Nihowdy

Interjection.
Derived from Chinese for hello Nihao (你好) and the southern greeting Howdy!

Chinese Graduate Student at Texas A&M: "Nihowdy!"

by RobertOldhead December 9, 2008

raccident

Accidental racking of someone (male).
Unintentional collision between an object and a man's testicles.

Even though Steve knew that Jill only raccidentally hit him with the tennis ball, he wouldn't talk to her for the rest of the day.

"Did you see Paul at the party? He tried to jump a fence and had a raccident! It was hilarious!"

by RobertOldhead December 21, 2008

Bro Beard

n.
1. A beard style that naturally grows on a bro
2. A beard which innately designates someone as a bro

Variants:
-From chops to chin
-Strictly chin hair

"Dude, check that guy out! He's such a bro!"
"No kidding, check out his bro beard."

by RobertOldhead April 7, 2009