Definitions by robertoldhead

Catch-22 

see Catch-22

Catch-22

Catch-22 by RobertOldhead November 4, 2008

text 

An unfortunate side-effect to literacy.
Synonyms: words, letters, boring, funny sticky things, WTF?

Lamar: "I hate having to read all this text."
Joseph: "I just see lots of lines and scribbles."
Lamar: "I envy you."

text by RobertOldhead November 3, 2008

fucking blazed 

when you are so fucked up on mary j that you are so fucked up on mary j that you don't know what the fuck you're doing

1. "fuuuuuck yeah, man"
2. "dude"
4. "dude"
5. "I'm so fucking blazed, man"
6. "shit dude.
shit."

fucking blazed by RobertOldhead May 11, 2008

the Works 

1) A combo of great face, ass, and titties on a woman, or in other words really hot in every aspect

2) Going all the way

3) Everything

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1) "Daaaamn she's pgot it going on!"

2) "Dude, I hooked up with this fox I met at the bar last night."
"How'd you do?"
"I got the works."

3) "I'd like a bacon cheeseburger with the works...
because I'm fat."

the Works by RobertOldhead April 3, 2008

ubuntu 

One of the new 6 billion Pokemon that have no powers that are original or even good. In fact, if you pay attention to Pokemon that closely, you're probably Asian and younger than 10, and/or gay.*

*reference xkcd

"Have you seen the new Ubuntu release?"
"Nah, I'm not into Pokemon."

ubuntu by RobertOldhead March 19, 2008

thoughtful 

adj. full of thought

Look at that jar with a brain in it. It sure is thoughtful.

thoughtful by RobertOldhead December 11, 2007

curazy

An adjective to express something being not just crazy but extra crazy.

"That roller coaster was curazy!"

curazy by RobertOldhead November 29, 2007