roberto's definitions

-zors

Also z0rs, z0r5, zorz, etc.

Suffix often attached to random words. Similar to xors.

Often used in conjunction with uber.

For example,

Dudezors, that's uber1337zors. J00 roxors my boxors! Wowzors.

by Roberto October 10, 2003

two bob

when someone is not worth a wank

that peter is always poncing the plum he is proper two bob!!

by roberto February 16, 2004

Dank

The word dank can be:

An adjective describing unpleasant dampness or humidity.

a word used to describe high potency cannabis that is still moist.

An adjective describing something as positive or awesome.

That weed is dank man!

by Roberto June 1, 2006

titix

Short for "titty fix", which is the need to see and/or feel female breasts; can come in porn and/or human contact

Amanda, Im either going to get my titix from you or the centerfold.

by Roberto November 11, 2004

sancha

Close female friend; the wife you knew before your wife; in some cases, the sexy friend who is forbidden

My Sancha's hot. How bout your's?

Yea, she's sizzlin'.

by Roberto April 18, 2005