Pork and Cheese

Cockney Rhyming Slang (UK) for "Portuguese". NOT a derogatory term unless used with another word(s). For example, "check out that fucking pork 'n' cheese wanker!"

There are a lot of Pork 'n' Cheese living over here these days.

by Robbo March 15, 2005

Tallywhacker

part of the male genitalia, as used for whacking tallies

I'm just off to the little boys room to show my tallywhacker the toilet.

by robbo December 07, 2003

andorra

A clubbing capital hidden in the mountains, check out the underground bar!

I got smashed in andorra last year

by Robbo January 21, 2005

yerr

Yerr is also used in the West Country UK, as a precursor to a sentence or a general greeting.

"Yerr, wasson?" would be equivalent to " Hi, whats going on?"

by Robbo September 23, 2007

blobzilla

A woman who is on her period and in full nag mode making their man's life a complete misery.

Keep away from Blobzilla, she's got the painters in and in full misery spreading mode.

by Robbo February 26, 2005

mess

to engage in an act of self pleasure

'Look at that dirty man messing with himself.'

by robbo December 07, 2003

tragedy of the commons

The idea that since no one owns a common are (e.g., a public park) that no one takes care of it

The rundown condition of the park was another example of the tragedy of the commons

by Robbo August 28, 2003