ice breaker

something which can break the ice, i.e. something to focus on to start a conversation, in order to prevent any awkwardness in a social situation
I really loved that girl's feet, they were so hot, so in order to keep looking at that beautiful sight, I figured a good ice breaker would be the tattoo she had around her ankle.

hmmmm....wonder if she ever suspected what I was REALLY interested in....? :)
by Robbie June 24, 2007
mugGet the ice breakermug.

hard up

I was a sad case a few years ago, until I met lovely Sandra. :)

in those days I was so hard up that one time, I almost did it with a girl who got a ticket for streetwalking - without a leash!
by Robbie January 12, 2004
mugGet the hard upmug.

Aduer

When parting away from. To say when leaving.
"Aduer." "And off he goses."
by Robbie May 13, 2005
mugGet the Aduermug.

Chewed Gum

When you take your ballsack and grab all the excess sack and mush it together so it looks like chewed gum.
jesuswuzANAL ien (11:07:52 PM): want my chewed gum?
Dragonflies197 (11:08:00 PM): nah, i'm chewing on my own
by Robbie December 06, 2003
mugGet the Chewed Gummug.

shitwig

(n.) the act shaving someone's head, then dunking their head in a bucket of feces so that they're absence of hair is covered by a makeshift "shit-wig." The act of shitwigging is most often and easily performed on the massey . his slothlike behavior and incomparable laziness make him an easy target for a daily shitwigging.
Did you see Robbie gave the Massey another shitwig?
Yeah, I'll bet that tingled...doesn't that make 6 times this week?
by Robbie February 15, 2005
mugGet the shitwigmug.

ß

The german letter es'tzet (S'Z), pronounced ss. To wordprocess this letter you can hold 'Alt' and press '225' on the number pad on the right of the keyboard. It does not have a capital form and it is only used at the end of a word or the stem of a verb. All nouns in German must start with a capital letter.
Spaß - Fun
Weiß - White
Heiß - Hot
Schloß - Castle
Ich heiße Klaus - I am called Klaus.
by Robbie October 06, 2004
mugGet the ßmug.

the massey

the massey is a solitary critter. he can be found in damp and moldy basements, under lumber piles, and occaisionally in the restrooms of some mexican restaurants. he has been known to consume veggie pizzas, dog food, and, in rare sightings, kittens. the massey is believed to be a distant cousin of both the sloth and the mexican jumping bean. if you see the massey, do not approach it, for the massey is best viewed from afar. the massey also randomly explodes into fits of rage therefore it is imperative for massey-watchers to keep their distance. the massey is often confused with surly elderly, bed-ridden males of the homo sapien species.
Did you see the massey feasting on those kittens?

Yeah, he sneaks up on them easily because he camoflagues himself as a pile of sweatpants and velcro shoes.
by Robbie May 05, 2004
mugGet the the masseymug.