Definitions by robbie
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Glassbitch
Glassbitch by Robbie March 2, 2004
secretary spread
the word spread refers to the widening of the hips and ass. this usually happens to secretaries, who sit in a chair all day snacking on sweets; thus the name, secretary spread.
"Dayumm, that secretary has a wide ass!" or "I feel like I'm getting secretary's spread from sitting all day."
secretary spread by Robbie February 19, 2004
Hot Smack
When your doing your girl in da butt after u finish jizzing u pull out and smack her in the face with your poopy dick.
hard up
I was a sad case a few years ago, until I met lovely Sandra. :)
in those days I was so hard up that one time, I almost did it with a girl who got a ticket for streetwalking - without a leash!
in those days I was so hard up that one time, I almost did it with a girl who got a ticket for streetwalking - without a leash!