rik's definitions

baget

A viscous carniverous cannibalistic rodent that may or may not live in the deep dense jungles of Sudan. Mostly seen at night, and only seen by it's prey (other bagets). Believed by some to be closely related to the Cheat. though those people are clearly morons.

I have been searching these jungles for a baget for many years but have yet to sight one.

by Rik April 6, 2004

ying yang twins

The best rappers in the world, crunk.

The person who wrote the bad definition below obviously has no idea just how Crunk the Ying Yang are. HANH!!!!!

I treat my hummer like a tonka toy

by Rik November 29, 2004

kikkoman

a japanese super hero who withholds the power of soy

show me, show you, kikkoman!! allright!

by Rik January 23, 2003

Sailing

a kool sport, that is on da water

i am going sailing with my frends

by Rik February 2, 2005

oblisterated

An action carried out on guitars involving stickers in a way far too intense to be explained with any lesser word.

i shall play with my guiatr thats been oblisterated with stickers. no, really.

by Rik April 8, 2004

QueerDuck

An absolutely amazin cartoon in which the main character is a queer-duck. The guy above my defininition is a asshole. Please look up 'bloaf'.
his mates include:
1)openlygator-an aligator
2)bipolar bear-a polar bear
(both are also gay)

a strange purple duck that fucks other male ducks

by Rik May 13, 2005

dooshabagel

the name of a bagel which oddly resembles knuckles the echidna

hello dooshabagel

by Rik January 23, 2003