Definitions by richard bullard barnes
bum chum
A particular bum, hobo, vagrant, transient, or beggar who you've befriended or regularly donate to in your hometown.
That dude holding the "down on my luk..." sign outside the co-op is my bum chum. I'm always happy to give him some change.
bum chum by richard bullard barnes October 21, 2010
hobo homeboy
A particular bum, hobo, vagrant, transient, or beggar who you've befriended or regularly donate to in your hometown.
That dude holding the "down on my luk..." sign outside the co-op is my hobo homeboy. I'm always happy to give him some change.
hobo homeboy by richard bullard barnes October 21, 2010
emancivisored
Dude: "My boss is up north this week, so I'm totally emancivisored. Let's meet up on Wednesday, I'll take a long lunch."
emancivisored by richard bullard barnes August 23, 2010
emoticist
A person who looks down upon users of emoticons in their electronic communications. Emoticists are generally learned people with a penchant for proper expression, grammar, punctuation, and spelling.
While texting with Whitney, Jason typed: " U have a great weekend 2 :) "
Upon reading the smiley face Whitney, the emoticist that she was, texted back with great derision, "L8er" and decided to cease future discussions with that loser.
Upon reading the smiley face Whitney, the emoticist that she was, texted back with great derision, "L8er" and decided to cease future discussions with that loser.
emoticist by richard bullard barnes August 9, 2010
Makin' Porridge
A phrase used in the closing line of an email or verbal communication used to make fun of those who overuse the phrase "cool beans."
Tyler's email read:
Sounds good guys. We're meeting in front of the library at 8pm for the team run.
Makin' Porridge.
Tyler
Sounds good guys. We're meeting in front of the library at 8pm for the team run.
Makin' Porridge.
Tyler
Makin' Porridge by richard bullard barnes August 9, 2010
worst place
A phrase used to describe a contestant or entry that is a loser, failure, or epic fail. Instead of "First Place", "Worst Place."
After the other three skateboarders rode the hand rail successfully, it was Tom's turn. He flew off the stairs and rode the rail down, but missed the landing and fell flat on his face. His buddy sarcastically remarked, "Nice Tom. You get Worst Place!"
worst place by richard bullard barnes August 9, 2010
The Bubble
The state you're in when you've recorded (via DVR, VHS, etc) a sporting event or tv show and wish to watch it for the first time without knowing the outcome or ending.
If your girlfriend wants to watch Top Chef and you want to watch the Lakers game, you might tape the game and go into "the bubble." During the time you're in the bubble, you must be very cautious about any incoming information (internet/phone calls/scores moving along the bottom of the screen, etc) because the goal is to watch the game "live to you" so you can enjoy the drama.
Dude, don't tell me the outcome of the Steelers game. I'm in 'the Bubble'.
Dude, don't tell me the outcome of the Steelers game. I'm in 'the Bubble'.
The Bubble by richard bullard barnes August 5, 2010