Definitions by richard

Adaired 

When you are flashed by a platinum blonde. She may possibly steal your car, so be careful!

I was driving to work when I was adaired by Daisy. She then tricked me into getting out of my car, which she promply stole.

Adaired by Richard December 30, 2004

vagardon 

a female erection; hardening of the clitoris; physical condition in a female brought about by sexual arousal.

When Ben and Sally were making-out, she had a massive vagardon

vagardon by Richard December 13, 2004

Blex

British, Northern chav word for a condom

I would have shagged her but I didn't have 3 dollar for a blex

Blex by Richard November 25, 2004

Packi 

Slang term for somebody who is from packistan unless you are a chav in which case it is anybody who is asian and not a chink (Chinese/Japanese person) often used in a racist way

...And then this fucking packi jumped my ass

Packi by Richard November 25, 2004

Got Any Bread? 

A Question That A Duck May Ask To A Butcher

Duck: Got Any Bread?
Butcher: No, This Is A Butchers! Piss Off or I will nail your beak to this counter
Duck: Got Any Nails?
Butcher: No
Duck: Got Any Bread???

Got Any Bread? by Richard November 25, 2004

Cobwebbing

The Extremely offencive way of dumping your girlfriend involving shagging her bearback from behind then pulling out and jaffing on your own hand while symoltaniously fleming onto her back to give her the impression that you jizzed on her back and when she turns around to look at you slapping her around the face with a hand full of your own jizz before running out of the joint before she can bite your cock clean off and spit it in your face.

I just cobwebbed my girlfriend... I don't think I like her anymore

Cobwebbing by Richard November 25, 2004

dog-clean 

The deceptive state of dishes that appear to be clean but in fact have only been "rinsed" by the licking action of a dishwasher-door-surfing member of the canine family.

Honey, did you run the dishwasher or are they just dog-clean?

dog-clean by Richard November 23, 2004