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Definitions by rg84

Anecdata 

A made up word for cynics to get creative with their apathy toward human experience.
Person 1: His apathy toward the impetus of human experience, which IS often expressed in anecdotes, in the formation of them coming to terms with just life in general has caused him to invent the word "Anecdata", so there may be hope for him yet still if he becomes interested in etymologies or lingustics more.
Person 2: Incredible!
Anecdata by rg84 March 30, 2025
Child 1: Gimme that caw!
Child 2: No!
Child 3: OK!
Father (nearby): (mumbling) Damn kids....
Caw by rg84 March 30, 2025
A car that has been noticeably mobbed via birdshit by a roost of crows
Person 1: Hey Ma! Look at dat caw! What's with dat caw?
Person 2: Oh Tommy dear, that car is now a crowcaw. It has been tatooed with predation and associated as strong evil or strong good by one who has passed away or the Lord Himself. Steer clear of that car child, it leads a dangerous life and is not for the feint of heart.
crowcaw by rg84 March 30, 2025

Crowcaww 

The sound that asshole made when he/she sent the roost of crows to mob my car with their birdshit
Person 1: Yeah, and then he made this sound, "Crowcaww!"
Person 2: You mean like in Lord of the Rings when Gollum makes the sound, "gollum! gollum!"?
Person 1: Yeah actually, kinda like that, seeing as he's just a crow.
Crowcaww by rg84 March 30, 2025
Any vehicle, parked in any location, but necessarily near where any roost of crows may occur and whereupon said vehicle, upon said roost of crows happens to occasion, becomes a specific target of mobbing by the roost and most especially, but most certainly not discluding other behaviors (i.e. flying about the vehicle, divebombing the vehicle etc.) via the means of defecation.
Person 1: Wow, Bob's vehicle became a crowcar last night by that roost
Person 2: Oh yeah, I see it clearly. 17 years of hate coming at that thing now. Look at all that shit!
Person 3: Git that caw outta here! It's like a feather's tickling all the wrong bones in me looking at it!
Bob (just coming out the door to go to work): Hey fellas, how's it going? .......Hey, what the fuck happened to my car!?
Crowcar by rg84 March 30, 2025