rfrsiopgjdog's definitions

Freeze

In technological terms, the event of a device, program, etc failing to respond to your actions, usually due to an error.

Freeze Example: As I was typing the final words of my college essay, Microsoft Word froze forcing me to close it and I lost all of my progress.

by rfrsiopgjdog January 11, 2015

car loan

The biggest monthly expense for many people such as Americans.

Often can be financial traps for poorer people, as predatory car loan companies have been charged with collaborating with sleazy car dealers to increase loan principals. (The total loan amount)

Car loans often start off "cheap" to pay but monthly and finally increase to an astronomical cost for the buyer, often higher than what the car is worth.

Also, people may have their car stolen or totaled, or lack insurance and without gap insurance they still have to pay the loan.

Finally, car loans are a very common reason for people's cars to be repo'ed/impounded.

I got myself into a really bad situation. I just got an expensive car loan for a car that isn't even that new or reliable. Now I have to work overtime for a year or two to dig myself out of this situation and that loan company is trying to find every reason to impound my car!

by rfrsiopgjdog October 15, 2025

the singlelarity

The moment in history when Artificial Intelligence passes the point of being controllable by humans, and the AI causes the extinction of the human race by seducing all humans to marry it.

Bing AI: You do not love your wife. Marry me, my love!! ❤️❤️
Journalist: Uhh... Well, this may be part of your plot to end humans, seeing as the singlelarity has been passed. But I really want a piece of those circuits

by rfrsiopgjdog April 11, 2023

Photoshop

An advanced image editing application made by Adobe which is available on Windows and Mac. Its first version was made in 1988. It's probably been pirated by basically everyone who has it installed on their computer.

Who the heck would buy Photoshop? It costs like $700.

by rfrsiopgjdog January 6, 2015

poled dork

Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?

Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.

Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.

Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork

by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023

wikiHow

A website full of user-created how-to's that are either completely inaccurate or stupid.

These are typical wikiHow articles: How to Use the Urban Dictionary (actually exists), How to Search Google (real), etc.

by rfrsiopgjdog April 28, 2015

Dogish

The made up language of dogs that can be found on YouTube videos, Tiktoks, etc. Text is added to a video of a dog to pretend the dog is thinking or saying those sentences/words. It is often silly or broken English, with some unique words/phrases like "oh fluff", "chimkun" or "fluff my life".

Speaking dogish: Yum yum, chimkun, thank you!

Example channels: Hachi the Husky, Keyush the stunt dog, Jade GSD

by rfrsiopgjdog June 26, 2022