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I experienced Dell Hell when I tried to call Dell for help to repair my broken Dell computer today, but they put me on hold for an hour then hung up.
by rfrsiopgjdog December 16, 2014
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by rfrsiopgjdog December 16, 2014
Get the QuickTime mug.When a decision maker is supposed to act impartial but makes their decisions based on their "friendship" with a stakeholder who benefits from those decisions.
Decision maker example: regulatory agency
Stakeholder example: business under regulation
Decision maker example: regulatory agency
Stakeholder example: business under regulation
FAA administrator, old friend of Boeing: Hm, should we ground these crashing 737 maxs? Maybe. 🕵️
Boeing: Hey, we will take care of the issue, promise. It can affect our profits if you ground them. Please please please don't ground them. Don't research too hard into the chances of crashes, pleasies!🥺
FAA administrator: hmm, you make a good point, and we were friends before. 🥲 Hmm, this is suddenly not a real issue anymore, no siree. This will go very well. 😌 Man diet corruption tastes good.
Boeing: Hey, we will take care of the issue, promise. It can affect our profits if you ground them. Please please please don't ground them. Don't research too hard into the chances of crashes, pleasies!🥺
FAA administrator: hmm, you make a good point, and we were friends before. 🥲 Hmm, this is suddenly not a real issue anymore, no siree. This will go very well. 😌 Man diet corruption tastes good.
by rfrsiopgjdog August 23, 2023
Get the diet corruption mug.Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?
Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.
Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.
Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.
Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork
Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork
by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023
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by rfrsiopgjdog July 31, 2016
Get the service electric mug.These are typical wikiHow articles: How to Use the Urban Dictionary (actually exists), How to Search Google (real), etc.
by rfrsiopgjdog April 28, 2015
Get the wikiHow mug.The made up language of dogs that can be found on YouTube videos, Tiktoks, etc. Text is added to a video of a dog to pretend the dog is thinking or saying those sentences/words. It is often silly or broken English, with some unique words/phrases like "oh fluff", "chimkun" or "fluff my life".
Speaking dogish: Yum yum, chimkun, thank you!
Example channels: Hachi the Husky, Keyush the stunt dog, Jade GSD
Example channels: Hachi the Husky, Keyush the stunt dog, Jade GSD
by rfrsiopgjdog June 26, 2022
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