dell hell

A derogatory term used to describe the sh!t support or bad computers offered by Dell corporation.

I experienced Dell Hell when I tried to call Dell for help to repair my broken Dell computer today, but they put me on hold for an hour then hung up.

by rfrsiopgjdog December 16, 2014

poled dork

Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?

Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.

Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.

Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork

by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023

wikiHow

A website full of user-created how-to's that are either completely inaccurate or stupid.

These are typical wikiHow articles: How to Use the Urban Dictionary (actually exists), How to Search Google (real), etc.

by rfrsiopgjdog April 28, 2015

Dogish

The made up language of dogs that can be found on YouTube videos, Tiktoks, etc. Text is added to a video of a dog to pretend the dog is thinking or saying those sentences/words. It is often silly or broken English, with some unique words/phrases like "oh fluff", "chimkun" or "fluff my life".

Speaking dogish: Yum yum, chimkun, thank you!

Example channels: Hachi the Husky, Keyush the stunt dog, Jade GSD

by rfrsiopgjdog June 26, 2022

QuickTime

Awful media player by Apple which is usually installed by people only because they need it to run a .MOV file, Apple's shitty proprietary video format. Constantly freezes or lags out on older computers and laptops, and has the ugliest, most unintuitive GUI ever. Has features that require a paid PRO license which are free in other programs, such as video conversion. Has absolutely no support at all for the Windows version. It leaves behind various malware such as Apple Application Support and Apple Software Update when uninstalled.

If you're planning to install QuickTime, you might as well use Windows Media Player.

by rfrsiopgjdog December 16, 2014

service electric

The cancer of Pennsylvania. Monopoly allows them to sell overpriced internet, low upload speed, cable boxes 10 years out of date.

Fuck off service electric.

by rfrsiopgjdog July 31, 2016

Trivia Crack

An app that you compete with other players on by answering random questions. Basically, you click a button and hope for the correct answer. In the game, you spin a wheel and what it lands on determines what category the question will be in. A random question is chosen from the category and you'll have to answer it. Once you answer, the opponent will be able to spin the wheel and answer, and so on. On an Android, if you spin the wheel, return to the main menu by clicking the back button on the Android navigation bar, then return to the game you were in, you'll be able to spin again. When you spin again, it lands on the same thing it landed on the first time you spun, no matter how many times you do this process. This might mean that the game is rigged and what category the wheel lands on is pre-determined.

Steps to be a pro in Trivia Crack:
1. Click random buttons.
2. Hope you got the right answer.

by rfrsiopgjdog March 27, 2015