rezerox's definitions

corn-cocked

The act of getting hit in ones junk by a corn cob. The cob has been preferably nommed however an untouched cob is acceptable as well.

"Dude you just got corn-cocked!"

by ReZeroX June 22, 2008

Combobulation

A combination of things. Usually in a hectic and chaotic manner, but connected enough to make sense. Similar to concoction, but with less measuring. Like Jumble, but with more cohesion. Usually each part of a combobulation is different and ridiculous enough to require a use of the word "combobulation".

Should always be used in the manner of: _____ is a combobulation of _____, _____, and _____.

Never: i combobulated _____ out of _____, _____, and _____.

What the hell, this food is like a combobulation of feces, stognaoff, and crackers.

by ReZeroX April 26, 2006

ohmyjesus

To express suprise, much like ohmygawd. Formed by combining "oh", "my", and "jesus". This is the illigitamate son of ohmygawd who will reincarnate later or somthing.

Spackerdave: "Ohmygawd, we forgot to do the math homework! AND I JUST BROKE MY LEG"
ReZ: "ohmyjesus"

by ReZeroX November 18, 2003

Illeriterate

The illeterite way of spelling "illeterite". Sounds funnier pronounced.

Mark is illeriterate.

by ReZeroX November 18, 2003

Gometry

Math lernt by the hicks.

"I lernt gometry on ther weekend! Now ya'll gonne be able tur do yer taxes! Eyem edjumacated"

by ReZeroX November 18, 2003

Edjumacated

To lernt new things.

"Phonicks dun good for mee, im edjumacated!"

by ReZeroX November 18, 2003

ohmygawd

To express suprise. It is the combination of "Oh", "My" and "God" to form an incoherant word. Usually used online since saying it outloud does not hold the same meaning, because people cant tell you meshed the words together.

Spackerdave: Dude, i just f*cked your mom.
ReZ: ohmygawd

by ReZeroX November 17, 2003