Definitions by rev. ray

Porcelain palsy

The temporary lack of sensation and occasional paralytic effect on the legs as a result of spending too much time on the toilet, usually due to spending a long time on social media or reading a good book.

I made the mistake of throwing down in a meme war on FB while in the bathroom.
After an hour or so, I couldn't stand up because I was a victim of the dreaded porcelain palsy.

Porcelain palsy by rev. ray July 30, 2016

pissfidget 

Often referred to as the pee pee dance, it is usually most evident when someone is trying to suppress the urge to go long after the initial onset of bladder pangs.

Man, that was a long line to the bathroom! I was doing the pissfidget so bad it looked like I was doing an imitation of Michael J Fox!

pissfidget by rev. ray April 14, 2011

loafportal

A very recent term which was cleverly coined for the rectal orifice.

I would love to hit Ann Coulter in the loafportal as long as she never posessed a male appendage.

loafportal by rev. ray December 11, 2009

butt spelunker 

One who explores the deepest,darkest recesses of someone's crap cave.

As I went butt spelunking in Suzy, I think I shot a wad into her upper intestinal tract.

butt spelunker by rev. ray April 8, 2004