Definitions by reggie

THICKOMETER 

A thickometer would be an imaginary scale used to gauge the thickness of a big booty honey. Thickness in the thighs, hips, and ass and such. Different scales apply to each woman, so use proportionately. If she's nice and thick (like say, Trina) she gets a high score on the thickometer. Others who don't quite have as much in the trunk obviously will score a little lower. Fat girls need not apply!

"Damn! Ki Toy Johnson (from Outkast's video) has so much ass that she almost breaks the thickometer!

THICKOMETER by Reggie June 24, 2004

interceptor 

An interceptor is a person who tries (and sometimes succeeds) to steal a girl (or guy) from up under you while you're trying to run game. They'll come in trying to talk for themselves while you're trying to handle your business, or they may try to do it when you turn your back.

I was trying to holla at Jennifer, but Craig ol' punk ass was trying to intercept me. And he's supposed to be my boy and shit!

interceptor by Reggie June 24, 2004

Got Stole 

To get hit. To get suckerpunched SO QUICKLY that you can't react to counter or duck.

"Ooh, that boy straight got stole!"

Got Stole by Reggie June 24, 2004

thoat 

Ebonics version of throat. Ghetto word for throat.

"Damn, man. My thoat hurt! Gimme a cough drop!

thoat by Reggie June 24, 2004

face having 

used in sessions where two or more people are engaged in a competition of name calling

You pumpernickle-neck oily-pimple-face having bastard

face having by Reggie March 31, 2004

the hawk 

What black people call the wind -- especially in Chicago.

Damn son, did you feel the hawk coming off the lake last night?

the hawk by Reggie November 24, 2003

chabon 

a person who desires an exteremly large ammount of deep dicking.

That girl is a real chabon.

chabon by reggie October 23, 2003