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A.P.

n. Toilet tissue/paper. 'Anal Paper' or 'Ass paper', it is unclear now where this acronym originally derived from. However it is an alternative to 'T.P.' which was an acronym for toilet paper.
"Don't forget to pick up some A.P. from the shop"
by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010
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Mince

n. or verb: Mincing

Describes an act, stance or stride one takes which is very flamboyant, pretentious and flaky.

Usually a manner which is undertaken by luxurious, ornate homosexuals.
"Look at Eugene mincing down the street."

"Carlos began to mince his way through the lingerie store."

"Hey Dwight, Why don't you mince your way around to my place for a bit of romancing of the bone"
by Refreshment Boxx April 4, 2010
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Wrecking Ball

When you've failed to pull a long stray hair out of your food and later go to lay your fæces, only to have a piece of the turd swinging like a wrecking ball from the hair, out of your anus, threatening to demolish the porcelain walls of your toilet bowl by smearing them in shit.
Goodness gracious, I went to the toilet and part of my turd was hanging like a wrecking ball. It must have been a hair from the indians at the dairy.

These peculiar marks I'm scrubbing off the bowl look like someone has shat a wrecking ball.
by Refreshment Boxx April 4, 2011
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On The Meal

Refers to instances where between encounters with a person, you notice that they have put on a considerable amount of weight in circumstances where it is only possible for that person to have eaten a substantial amount of food. The only way to get so large is for that person to have gotten 'on the meal' or 'hitting the meal'.
Wow look at old Alison, she looks like she's been on the meal.

Q) Have you seen Janet recently?
A) No.
Q) Yeah well she's massive. Must have really been on the meal quite a bit.
by Refreshment Boxx November 2, 2013
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B52

n. Process of defecation whereby the subject will hang from the adjacent walls of a cubicle and eject faeces into the toilet.

A childish prank often performed for a mere laugh.

Named after a military aircraft named a B52 which dropped aerial bombs from up high.

Alternatives: B.52, B52
"I couldn't help but do a B52 at Walmart. I hate that place"
by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010
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Gunt

n. The bodily feature where a woman's lower abdomen and vulva extend outward due to the woman's obesity.

Generally the condition is predominant on older, fat women. The idea is that the gut and the cunt merge and protrude outwards.

Gunts can be hazardous in preventing the deployment of airbags in cars.

To check if you have a gunt:

1. Place both hands out in front of you.
2. Bend wrists and face palms towards the face and make sure tips of middle fingers touch.
3. Slowly begin by bringing your hands down towards a vertical position at the waist.
4. After bringing the hands down 60 degrees, if they become obstructed or continue to caress the stomach for the remanding 30 degrees, (without changing the configuration of your hands in Step 2) then you have a gunt.
"Check out that woman in KFC, what a disgusting Gunt"

"Sorry lady, if you want to go on another date, your going to have to get on the treadmill and lose the gunt"

"If it wasn't for Cheryls gunt getting in the way of the airbag, she would still be alive today"
by Refreshment Boxx April 4, 2010
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Negrolyte

Old fashioned word for Negro, or Negroid.

Estimated to be pre- 200AD.
"Hear ye, hear ye, thy introduce the lions versus the Negrolytes"
by Refreshment Boxx April 4, 2010
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