shmurple kerple

GET RAILED BY AN EGGPLANT 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

I got shmurple kerpled by your mom last night

by redtomatosauce April 13, 2024

Opahdkeng

When you don’t have a word to reply to a text message from someone, so you just send them this word.

Anika: “I’m flying in the plane, any advice for the meerkats that are our pilots?”
Abby: “Opahdkeng.”

by redtomatosauce December 30, 2022

Ja

Ja is a word used when your friend is sincerely sorry for whatever made you leave them on read forever and would like you to not leave them on read anymore and continue your friendship.

Shoot, CQX left me on read for a week. Better text them Ja so they know we’re cool.

by redtomatosauce July 28, 2024

brimavyn

The moment you realize you threw something out that was very important

“I’m getting rid of the garbage sweetie, do you really need all these papers?”
“No it’s fine”
“Oh brimavyn! That was my science homework”

by redtomatosauce February 14, 2023

chimpolupa

A creamy daddy monster who just wants to play but you don’t want to play with them so you write a wattpad story about them and they cum to your house and kill your uwu cuddle bear in the middle of the night but your discord kitten saves you uwu 🥺👉👈

That chimpolupa tried to play with me last night! Good thing my discord kitten was there to fight them off with their uwu power.

by redtomatosauce November 30, 2022

winemom

A sassy little kitten with multiple ex husbands who only cares about wine, wine, and wine. Often times you will find this species in soccer mom form, usually with the accessory of a wine travel mug normally given as a forgiveness gift from their ex husband begging not to kill them and bury there bones behind their mother in laws fridge. Shows true passion in gossiping with other moms about hot 50 year old actors, teachers, and ex husbands who have been made into wine.

The winemom yelled at the children on the soccer team, swinging a glass full of wine in one hand with a face full of anger and splattered with the blood of her child’s soccer coach.

by redtomatosauce November 16, 2022

Ja

Ja is a word used when your friend is sincerely sorry for whatever made you leave them on read for an eternity and would like you to open and respond to their message(s) and continue your friendship.

Shoot, Cqx left me on read for a week! I should text them ja to let them know I’m sorry

by redtomatosauce July 28, 2024