Definitions by redneckmikey

Beaver dam 

Female equivalent to a cock block.

I was in the middle of hole pounding this chick up against the cold porcelain, her friend came in and beaver dam'd me because she had to pee

Beaver dam by redneckmikey April 16, 2022

Duckbill Poopourri 

As a woman is taking a nice relaxing shit, her male parter is tongue punching her baby maker.

"When I got home after work to take a poo, my husband threw my legs up on his shoulders and gave me that duckbill poopourri!"

Duckbill Poopourri by redneckmikey March 18, 2022