Definitions by red phillips
Snort swab
Snort swab by red phillips October 2, 2020
A major case of the blue seats
That depressing realization you didn't have anywhere near as many people come to your party or your rally as you had expected.
"So what ails ya, Nate?"
"Aw, I invited a hundred people to my party and look... only twenty showed up. I gots a major case of the blue seats."
"Aw, I invited a hundred people to my party and look... only twenty showed up. I gots a major case of the blue seats."
A major case of the blue seats by red phillips June 21, 2020
Flying off the shitpile
When a lowlife person or group entity of people abandons one particular foul interest or behavior for one even worse, such as flies would abandon a mere pile of shit for a foul-smelling, bloated and rotted carcass.
"All of today's Republicans adore Donald Trump and want to become more and more like him every day, so they sure as hell ain't gonna be flying off the shitpile just for a moderate conservative like you!"
Flying off the shitpile by red phillips May 14, 2020
WKIT
WKIT by red phillips April 27, 2020
Branch COVIDiot
The stupid subhuman white supremacist racist Trumpoid fucks that are protesting the desperate attempt to slow the spread of a plague threatening the world by forging an alliance with a much more disgusting plague threatening the world.
More Branch COVIDiots were seen at the capitol steps today indignantly protesting the need to save the country from a viral outbreak
Branch COVIDiot by red phillips April 19, 2020