realtackshooter's definitions

MOAB

Short for "Massive Ordnance Air Benzene" and refers to a class of benzene famous for blowing ones socks off. Supplied exclusively by RamboUK2UK.

person 1: im about to drop a MOAB
person 2: you wont be able to HANDLE IT, get it, deji flip.

by realtackshooter August 16, 2023

Sand Ket

A strain of ketamine you will beg to get more of, sold only by "The shit" of colchester fame and known to kill a man with 1 bump. LD50 of 3mg

person 1:yo im gonna take a slug of this sand ket
person 2:you are on the a train to deji flip city

by realtackshooter August 16, 2023

chessward

a term used to describe a chess streamer that is autistic in nature, often saying slurs in return for twitch bits and donations.

Alex: Please say the n word chessward (donation of 100 Bits)
Chessward: no i will not say that, more bitties please.

by realtackshooter August 2, 2023

grolton and hovris

fictional plastecine-based tv show inspired by wallace and gromit set in the universe of the dont hug me im scared television show.
mainly shown as a comedic interlude in the show.

*yellow guy watching grolton and hovris*
yellow guy: hey... hey hey... grolton is the dog

by realtackshooter August 2, 2023

GBL

a rare drug taken to metabolise into GHB which can cause similar effects to alcohol.
tastes like paint stripper

Person 1: want some GBL
Person 2: i think ill have a fruit bag

by realtackshooter August 2, 2023

gh0st

An elusive dark web/tesseract vendor rumoured to be in kahoots with "RamboUK2UK", mostly known for his tenacious batches of ketamine. The newest of his shardy bricks synthesised has caused instant humbling and severe k-holes to even experienced users such as Luton's newly appointed "The Tech Guy".

Only takes Monero.

The Shit: Yo tech guy, how big was that bump of that gh0st shit bro
The Tech Guy: B... B... G... (audibly Bhaskars)
The Shit: You're reggie

by realtackshooter December 15, 2023

Mr Traumatik

A multidimensional entity know mostly for his creation of utter filth for one’s ears. Notable songs include “Kraken” which has been known to have caused an outbreak in E-Coli due to the excessive filth.

Also a 38 year old caucasian man

person 1: yo what are you gonna drop at the mr traumatik set?
person 2: 13 sheets of acid, i’m about to deji flip!
person 1: What a save!

by realtackshooter August 5, 2023