realrealbananapeel's definitions

Ratslimer

When a woman takes the skin of a dead rat and rubs it on a man's penis before giving him a blow job.

I'm terribly sorry Mrs. Vinson, but that ratslimer paralyzed your husband to the point of death. I suggest you say your goodbyes now.

by realrealbananapeel January 21, 2023

donkletrough

When a jewish man and a salamander engage in a no holds barred, winner takes all death match in which the winner gets to take home a dog bowl full of rice noodles and feces

We will detonate the bomb at the weekly donkletrough on Spanish Teacher Lane.

by realrealbananapeel January 22, 2023