Definitions by realrealbananapeel

Kentucky Mix 

When a bearded man wearing a bag of lettuce as a hat ejaculates into a glass bottle and into it he adds one teaspoon of gluten free chocolate syrup, a pinch of salt, and 5 milligrams of his own feces. He then murders his own grandmother and adds a pint of her blood into the mix, stirs it, and forces the mix into a woman's anus.

I made a Kentucky Mix last night and I had a blast!

Kentucky Mix by realrealbananapeel September 9, 2023

donkletrough 

When a jewish man and a salamander engage in a no holds barred, winner takes all death match in which the winner gets to take home a dog bowl full of rice noodles and feces

We will detonate the bomb at the weekly donkletrough on Spanish Teacher Lane.

donkletrough by realrealbananapeel January 22, 2023

Ratslimer 

When a woman takes the skin of a dead rat and rubs it on a man's penis before giving him a blow job.

I'm terribly sorry Mrs. Vinson, but that ratslimer paralyzed your husband to the point of death. I suggest you say your goodbyes now.

Ratslimer by realrealbananapeel January 21, 2023