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drawerganizer

A metal or plastic tray that you put inside your drawer to keep your knives, forks, and spoons all neat and tidy. This would be the least complicated method of Drawerganizing.
"I need a fork."
"Get one yourself. They are in the drawerganizer on the right hand side."
by reallypedantic April 21, 2010
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Table Whine

Incessant unnecessary complaints offered by your companions whilst you are dining out. Table whines usually occur more frequently after your friends and colleagues have partaken in table wine.
YOU: "I'm hungry, where is the food? What's up with this place???"
ME: "I'm sure we can ask for more bread to go with your table whine."
YOU: "I'm sorry, I'm just a little drunk off of the table wine."
by reallypedantic June 6, 2010
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sangriable

The point at which a person becomes highly open or agreeable after drinking copious amounts of sangria.

It may also refer to your perception of them at this point as well if you have been keeping up glass by glass. In this sense, it's close to the same effect as beer goggles.
YOU: "Wow, it may just be all of the Sangria I've had to drink, but I think you are super sweet!"
ME: "Thanks, but I think you're just being sangriable."
YOU: "No, you're hot."
ME: "I'll drink to that!"
by reallypedantic June 6, 2010
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argumint

Any breath mint offered during the heat of an argument.
"You are completely wrong!"
"Well, maybe so, but before we continue this debate, you need an argumint. Whoa!"
by reallypedantic May 1, 2010
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stopaholic

A really bad driver that is brake happy usually causing traffic pattern mayhem and frustration. Very often found in mall parking lots frequented by shopaholics.
"Why aren't we moving?"
"There's a stopaholic up there."
by reallypedantic April 23, 2010
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Slimulator

The act of simulating what you'd look like if you were a bit more toned and slim. Usually this means sucking in your gut, or pulling up your tummy in the mirror.
ME: Hey, do you think this swimsuit would look good on me?
YOU: I think it could, but run it through the slimulator first.
ME: Ugggh, yeah I already did. I'll have to shed a few pounds to successfully pull it off.
by reallypedantic September 13, 2012
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fauxtatoes

A more descriptive word for those powdered type of potatoes that somehow approximate the real thing, but usually take a lot of butter and magic to do so. Usually found in mashed form only.
"I'm sad."
"Why?"
"My mom made fauxtatoes again."
by reallypedantic April 21, 2010
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