rayjay's definitions

shem

a scumbag, lowlife or degenerate.

I was walking down the street and I saw that shem that owes me $40.

by rayjay October 4, 2004

the balls johnson dance

when you walk around naked and your balls swing one way and your johnson swings the other way.

I was home alone the other night so I did the balls johnson dance.

by rayjay October 12, 2005

n1

when someone says something good or takes a shot at someone and you'd feel obligated to say 'nice one'

short for nice one.

me: oh dood i saw this guy with an ill stash and i screamed at him, NICE STASH FATSO!
james: n1.

by rayjay April 23, 2006

noodle ratio

This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.

If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.

Oh man, my noodle ratio has gone up since last year, now I got a 10:1 noodle ratio!

by rayjay April 23, 2006

N33K

leet for neek do i have to say any more

rand is a n33k lets leave him here .

by RAYJAY February 3, 2005

suicide squeeze

A baseball term. Also the act being crushed to death whilst having sex with two very "large" ladies.

"Poor Bill, he was too young to die."
"That's what a suicide squeeze will get yah."

by rayjay October 20, 2004

lesbiman

A girl who has a physical attraction to another woman lesbian but dresses like a man and grows an ill stash and basically becomes a man with a vagina.

me: OMG, meg's sister is such a friggin lesbiman!
james: Yeah, check out her stash!

by rayjay April 23, 2006