rayjay's definitions

zoo ass

zoo ass when you have the shits ,like the animals in the zoo

man don't know whati ate last night but do i have zoo ass today

by RAYJAY February 3, 2005

suicide squeeze

A baseball term. Also the act being crushed to death whilst having sex with two very "large" ladies.

"Poor Bill, he was too young to die."
"That's what a suicide squeeze will get yah."

by rayjay October 20, 2004

willay

1. a person who lives in Mary land.

2. a person who likes to get trashed and call his friends on the phone.

3. someone who's name is not willay but in fact it is Jason Cook.

WILLAYYYYYYY you r0x!

by rayjay October 4, 2004

stinky dingle

Stinky dingle is short for stinky dingleberry.

A stinky dingle is someone who always hangs around and just makes everyone depressed...

Matt Compton is being such a stinky dingle today.

Dood, stop being such a stinky dingle, you're depressing everyone.

by rayjay November 13, 2005

ill stash

when a person has more than just a normal stash. when a persons moustache becomes so incredibly intricate that you dont even notice the person behind the stash.

james: BWAAAHAHAHA, check out that doods ill stash.
me: wow you totally just busted out laughing at his ill stash right in his face!

by rayjay April 23, 2006

strong arm

givin a girl the ol' strong arm.

stickin it to her.

bangin her out.

having sex.

Oh man, I gave Mary the ol' strong arm last night, she loved it. I'm gonna go over her house again tonight to dip the wick again.

by rayjay November 5, 2004

noodle ratio

This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.

If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.

Oh man, my noodle ratio has gone up since last year, now I got a 10:1 noodle ratio!

by rayjay April 23, 2006