zoo ass

zoo ass when you have the shits ,like the animals in the zoo

man don't know whati ate last night but do i have zoo ass today

by RAYJAY February 04, 2005

rj

1. sexie ass motha fo. usually equipped with a graciously sized johnson.

2. sweet hunk of man with beautiful blue eyes.

3. world's sexiest chef.

4. rayjay, rev. rayjay johnson, mr.rj...

5. sweet and caring, one woman kinda guy with strict morals that he likes to live by.

Man, when I saw that RJ, I couldn't take my eyes off him.

by rayjay October 05, 2004

noodle ratio

This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.

If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.

Oh man, my noodle ratio has gone up since last year, now I got a 10:1 noodle ratio!

by rayjay April 04, 2006

shem

a scumbag, lowlife or degenerate.

I was walking down the street and I saw that shem that owes me $40.

by rayjay October 05, 2004

N33K

leet for neek do i have to say any more

rand is a n33k lets leave him here .

by RAYJAY February 04, 2005

willay

1. a person who lives in Mary land.

2. a person who likes to get trashed and call his friends on the phone.

3. someone who's name is not willay but in fact it is Jason Cook.

WILLAYYYYYYY you r0x!

by rayjay October 05, 2004

strong arm

givin a girl the ol' strong arm.

stickin it to her.

bangin her out.

having sex.

Oh man, I gave Mary the ol' strong arm last night, she loved it. I'm gonna go over her house again tonight to dip the wick again.

by rayjay November 05, 2004