rayjay's definitions

noodle ratio

This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.

If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.

Oh man, my noodle ratio has gone up since last year, now I got a 10:1 noodle ratio!

by rayjay April 23, 2006

n1

when someone says something good or takes a shot at someone and you'd feel obligated to say 'nice one'

short for nice one.

me: oh dood i saw this guy with an ill stash and i screamed at him, NICE STASH FATSO!
james: n1.

by rayjay April 23, 2006

lesbiman

A girl who has a physical attraction to another woman lesbian but dresses like a man and grows an ill stash and basically becomes a man with a vagina.

me: OMG, meg's sister is such a friggin lesbiman!
james: Yeah, check out her stash!

by rayjay April 23, 2006

suicide squeeze

A baseball term. Also the act being crushed to death whilst having sex with two very "large" ladies.

"Poor Bill, he was too young to die."
"That's what a suicide squeeze will get yah."

by rayjay October 20, 2004

zoo ass

zoo ass when you have the shits ,like the animals in the zoo

man don't know whati ate last night but do i have zoo ass today

by RAYJAY February 3, 2005

jack the stack

shortened version of jackin the smokestack, meaning to jerk off or masturbate.

only used by men of course.

james: wtf are you doing?
me: chillin at home, about to jack the stack.
james: haha, n1.

by rayjay April 23, 2006

ill stash

when a person has more than just a normal stash. when a persons moustache becomes so incredibly intricate that you dont even notice the person behind the stash.

james: BWAAAHAHAHA, check out that doods ill stash.
me: wow you totally just busted out laughing at his ill stash right in his face!

by rayjay April 23, 2006