rayjay's definitions

noodle ratio

This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.

If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.

Oh man, my noodle ratio has gone up since last year, now I got a 10:1 noodle ratio!

by rayjay April 23, 2006

N33K

leet for neek do i have to say any more

rand is a n33k lets leave him here .

by RAYJAY February 3, 2005

stinky dingle

Stinky dingle is short for stinky dingleberry.

A stinky dingle is someone who always hangs around and just makes everyone depressed...

Matt Compton is being such a stinky dingle today.

Dood, stop being such a stinky dingle, you're depressing everyone.

by rayjay November 13, 2005

suicide squeeze

A baseball term. Also the act being crushed to death whilst having sex with two very "large" ladies.

"Poor Bill, he was too young to die."
"That's what a suicide squeeze will get yah."

by rayjay October 20, 2004

lesbiman

A girl who has a physical attraction to another woman lesbian but dresses like a man and grows an ill stash and basically becomes a man with a vagina.

me: OMG, meg's sister is such a friggin lesbiman!
james: Yeah, check out her stash!

by rayjay April 23, 2006

zoo ass

zoo ass when you have the shits ,like the animals in the zoo

man don't know whati ate last night but do i have zoo ass today

by RAYJAY February 3, 2005

shem

a scumbag, lowlife or degenerate.

I was walking down the street and I saw that shem that owes me $40.

by rayjay October 4, 2004