rayjay's definitions

the balls johnson dance

when you walk around naked and your balls swing one way and your johnson swings the other way.

I was home alone the other night so I did the balls johnson dance.

by rayjay October 12, 2005

kandice

1. sexie smart bitch, very outgoing, very sexual.

2. girl who loves to masturbate.

3. someone who is great at whatever they do in life.

4. an amazing writer (Kandice Plain)

Aaah... I remember Kandice, she was the best thing that ever happened to me.

by rayjay October 4, 2004

shem

a scumbag, lowlife or degenerate.

I was walking down the street and I saw that shem that owes me $40.

by rayjay October 4, 2004

gurdie

globulous matter of alleged female decent, arranged in a manner rendering any form of human procreation futile in that all orifices are not only hidden, but Newton's 4th Law deems it scientifically impossible.

Damn B, that girl is a real gurdie.

Although Superman was able to muster enough strength to lift the gurdie, even he was unable to bang her silly.

by RayJay April 14, 2004

stinky dingle

Stinky dingle is short for stinky dingleberry.

A stinky dingle is someone who always hangs around and just makes everyone depressed...

Matt Compton is being such a stinky dingle today.

Dood, stop being such a stinky dingle, you're depressing everyone.

by rayjay November 13, 2005

jack the stack

shortened version of jackin the smokestack, meaning to jerk off or masturbate.

only used by men of course.

james: wtf are you doing?
me: chillin at home, about to jack the stack.
james: haha, n1.

by rayjay April 23, 2006

suicide squeeze

A baseball term. Also the act being crushed to death whilst having sex with two very "large" ladies.

"Poor Bill, he was too young to die."
"That's what a suicide squeeze will get yah."

by rayjay October 20, 2004