Definitions by rat, but this time smarter

keyboard cleaning 

when you clean the keyboard

bob: watche doin
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:

bob: stop talking

keyboard cleaning by rat, but this time smarter November 23, 2023

34547325 

why tf are you reading this
you must be bored
touch grass

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34547325 by rat, but this time smarter July 15, 2023

Spork

(noun)
The most uselss utensil of all. Best use for worship.
(verb)
Jab one with a spork.

Mmmmmm spork those naughty kids

Spork by rat, but this time smarter July 15, 2023