randy farris's definitions

SandTwat

A Vagina thats inner membrane walls are coated with an abrasive sandlike material which makes conventional sex unsuitable.

I was about to fornicate with her, but i soon discovered that she had a SandTwat!

by Randy Farris April 5, 2011

Jabbalette

A morbidly obese Juggalette monster from outer space who resembles Jabba the Hutt. She has been referenced in various science fiction novels, But is not to considered to actually exist.

Chuck, The only thing worse than a juggalette....is a jabbalette

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

Kleptophilia

A kleptomaniac who has an unhealthy, sexual compulsion to cum on the objects that they steal.

When I discovered that all the stolen merchandise was covered in a sticky substance, i realized that we weren't just dealing with Kleptomania, but also....Kleptophilia.

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

Crystal Death

Death Caused by a Crystal or Crystals.

He suffered a very Tragic Crystal Death.

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

Tri-Sexual

A man or woman who is attracted to and inclined to fornicate with the same sex, the opposite sex, and dolphins.

Is that a dolphin? What are you some type of Tri-Sexual?

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011