edging to oblivion

when you edge so much that the slightest contact with your dick causes you to cum instantly

the fuck were you doing the last couple hours?
bro i was edging to oblivion piss off

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When you're so bored you've already tried everything else and you've achieved the next level of procastination.

Person 1: you man how you doing?
Person 2: tbh i feel qpalzmwoskcneidjcnrufhvbtyg
Person 1: woah

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boomer who invented schlattcoin, the most powerful currency. also invented the legendary artifact, the cuck shed. a true god amongst men.

person 1: hey, are you religious?
person 2: of course i am, i worship jschlatt

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