Urban Dictionary: Definitions by random user #1.797e+308

edging to oblivion

when you edge so much that the slightest contact with your dick causes you to cum instantly

the fuck were you doing the last couple hours?
bro i was edging to oblivion piss off

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boomer who invented schlattcoin, the most powerful currency. also invented the legendary artifact, the cuck shed. a true god amongst men.

person 1: hey, are you religious?
person 2: of course i am, i worship jschlatt

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When you're so bored you've already tried everything else and you've achieved the next level of procastination.

Person 1: you man how you doing?
Person 2: tbh i feel qpalzmwoskcneidjcnrufhvbtyg
Person 1: woah

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