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Ragnarok

A badass and very original black metal band that hails from Norway. Albums include Arising Realm, In Nomine Satanas, and Blackdoor Miracle. Amazing...

I love ragnarok. they stick to their black metal origins better than most bands nowadays. FUCK YEAH!

by rand vialpando August 24, 2008

dirty viking

similiar to the donkey punch. right when you are about to bust your nut, scream "death to the infidels" and hit her in the back of the head with your fist in the shape of a hammer, thus making her clench up tight

the bitch was tore the fuck up so i gave her the dirty viking and it suddenly got really tight

by rand vialpando January 14, 2008

dirty paparazzi

the act of getting a teddy bear or something of significance and hiding a camera in it. you bring your girl into the room, start doing your thing, and right after you bust your nut, you point to the camera and say "smile! youre gonna be all over the internet tomorrow!"

"My girlfriend cheated on me, so i gave her the dirty paparazzi and got her little ho-ass back."

by rand vialpando April 22, 2008

ragnarok

one of the most badass black metal bands who dont rely strictly on inspiration and have the most origional sounding riffs of the genre latest album they have released: Blackdoor Miracle, debut: arising realm

i was jamming out to ragnarok and my dad walking in yelling "what the hell is this ruckus?"

by rand vialpando January 11, 2009